WISHING YOU A HAPPY AND HOLY CHRISTMAS
JUST LOVE THIS DEPICTION OF CHRISTMAS ON TYNESIDE 2018 SENT TO ME BY YOUR UNCLE DETTERS
I posted this on the TES website prior to Christmas 2020. It was met with derision from many TESSERS. Nevertheless, I love this wholesome glimpse of Christmas at Chez Detters.
I RATE IT UP THERE WITH DESCRIPTIONS OF CHRISTMAS BY DICKENS, LAURIE LEE et al.
(It was sent to me by Detterling on Christmas Day 2018)
Detterling 25 December 2018 at 14:58
CHRISTMAS 2018
Saturday, a warm and hilarious family gathering with mother-in-law, brother-in-law and partner.
.....Sunday, daughters, husbands and grand-daughters convene at our house for a loud and happy afternoon culminating in acapella carol- singing round the piano which brought the neighbours round with requests for Silent Night and The Angel Gabriel, then all the family to Nine Lessons and Carols at our local church, where my son read a lesson with aplomb, understanding and relish.
.....yesterday, final preparations for the festival and in the evening, playing the organ at a carol service for an old friend whom I have known since she was six weeks old and who is now a vicar in the next parish but two.
.....and today, an early start with our son opening his presents, an afternoon with in-laws and nieces, and tonight Christmas dinner with the family, cooked by me and enjoyed by everyone.
"TO CUTHBERT, HIS PARTNER AND THEIR ADOPTED SON from GENE"
ReplyDeleteYou are a loathsome, arse-creeping hypocrite, Gene. And as for this vomit inducing, boot licking hypocrisy:
"JUST LOVE THIS DEPICTION OF CHRISTMAS ON TYNESIDE 2018 SENT TO ME BY YOUR UNCLE DETTERS."
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you have published this work of mine without asking permission, you greasy little arse-creeper. And your ridiculously overdone fulsome praise - Dickens and Laurie Lee, for fuck's sake - makes me feel slightly sick. And in any case, approval or praise from a thoroughly nasty piece of rancid shit like you is about as welcome as a dose of the clap, and just about as healthy.
Christmas truce? Get stuffed.
And if this post is still visible on this blog at 1100 tomorrow morning, I will be on the phone to Father Nicholas Schofield by 1105.
You can say what you like about me, Gene, BUT LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE, CUNT.
You have done a very silly thing again, and got me angry.
Take heed - remove this post or I will make your Christmas feel like swimming in a river of shit.
Julian "Judy" Garland.
It is now 0845.
ReplyDeleteIf this post is still up on this blog in two hours
and twenty minutes’ time then I shall take the action I promised to take last night.
I will not have the family I love in your rancidly nasty mouth.
And you can stuff your truce up your arse.
End of story.
Detterling
I PREPARED AN ANONYOUS EMAIL ADDRESS AND PRIMED MY MOBILE PHONE TO WITH-HOLD NUMBER ON ALL CALLS."
ReplyDeleteWhat a lily-livered, yellow-bellied bottlejob!
This time you have reached the lowest level ever.
Why can't you fight your own battles?
GENE
It is now 0850. If this post is still up on this blog in two hours and ten minutes’ time then I shall take the action I promised last night.
ReplyDeleteI am not prepared to have the family I love in your rancidly nasty mouth.
And you can stuff your truce up your arse.
End of.
Detterling.
LET'S IMAGINE THIS TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH FR SCHOFIELD:
ReplyDeleteBrrring ... Brring...
Fr S: Hello.
Detterling: Good morning Father. I would like to report a misdemeanour by a man who I believe is one of your parishioners.
Fr S: What has he done?
Detterling: He has sent an online Christmas card to my nephew and his family wishing them a happy and holy Christmas.
Fr S: And?
Detterling: Well, that's my complaint'
Fr S: He has sent an online Christmas card to your nephew and his family wishing them a happy and holy Christmas. Any you are complaining about that?
Detterling: Yes.
Fr S: Oh! Sod off.
If you are determined to find out the hard way, just leave this post up past 11 o clock and see what happens.
DeleteIt will be VERY unpleasant for you.
D
Detters don't do anything rash. Remember, I have the moral high ground. I have offered you a truce.
ReplyDeleteGENE
"Detters don't do anything rash. Remember, I have the moral high ground. I have offered you a truce."
ReplyDeleteI am not doing anything rash - what I have planned is orderly, cold-blooded and guaranteed to spoil your Christmas.
As for moral high ground, we'll see what Fr Schofield has to say about that.
You were warned, and you have chosen to ignore the warning.
You have asked for it.
Absolutely despicable! You are not protecting your family in any way. You are trying to destroy Gene's life. Despicable!
ReplyDeleteMary Winterbourne
GREAT NEWS - THIS HAS MADE MY DAY, AND BIGOTED BASTARDS LIKE GENE VINCENT HAVE BEEN ROYALLY STUFFED BY THEIR OWN POPE.
ReplyDeleteGENE, IN HIS UNIQUELY AND REPELLENTLY NASTY WAY, HAS BALLS-ACHED ON ABOUT HOW THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD NEVER COUNTENANCE SAME- SEX BLESSINGS.
WHOOPS!! ANOTHER FAIL FOR THE DISGUSTING GUTLESS VERMIN.
AND I COULD NOT BE MORE DELIGHTED THAT POPE FRANCIS, A CHRISTIAN OF TRUE INTEGRITY AND CHARITY, HAS TAKEN THE KEYS OF ST PETER AND STUFFED THEM UP GENE'S ARSE.
GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO!!!!
SOURCE: BBC NEWS
"Pope says Roman Catholic priests can bless same-sex couples.
Published 1 day ago
Pope Francis said people being blessed did not require "moral perfection"
By Ido Vock
Pope Francis has allowed priests to bless same-sex couples, a significant advance for LGBT people in the Roman Catholic Church.
The leader of the Roman Catholic Church said priests should be permitted to bless same-sex and "irregular" couples, under certain circumstances.
But the Vatican said blessings should not be part of regular Church rituals or related to civil unions or weddings.
It added that it continues to view marriage as between a man and a woman.
Pope Francis approved a document issued by the Vatican announcing the change on Monday. The Vatican said it should be a sign that "God welcomes all", but the document says priests must decide on a case-by-case basis.
Introducing the text, Cardinal Víctor Manuel Fernández, the prefect of the Church, said that the new declaration remained "firm on the traditional doctrine of the Church about marriage".
But he added that in keeping with the Pope's "pastoral vision" of "broadening" the appeal of the Catholic Church, the new guidelines would allow priests to bless relationships still considered sinful.
People receiving a blessing "should not be required to have prior moral perfection", according to the declaration."
NOW LET US SEE HOW THE GUTLESS VERMIN OF UXBRIDGE WILL WEASEL HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
HE HAS BALLS-ACHED AT INTERMINABLY TEDIOUS LENGTH ABOUT HIS CLAIM THAT THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND TEACHES THAT HOMOSEXUAL SEXUAL RELATIONS ARE AGAINST SCRIPTURE [IT DOESN'T].
NOW HIS OWN CHURCH, WHILST STILL TEACHING THAT MARRIAGE CAN ONLY BE BETWEEN A MAN AND WOMAN, IS NOW PREPARED TO BLESS SAME-SEX MARRIED COUPLES - A POSITION WHOSE HYPOCRISY WILL STINK LITERALLY TO HIGH HEAVEN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH INCENSE THEY SET FIRE TO.
LET'S SEE YOU EXPLAIN HOW, GENE, THE ONE TRUE CHURCH, GENE, CAN HOLD THESE TWO BLATANTLY CONTRADICTORY POSITIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
THERE IS ONE CRUMB OF COMFORT TO BE HAD - GENE, AS AN OLYMPIC STANDARD HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD, WILL NOW FIT INTO THE "ONE TRUE CHURCH" EVEN MORE COSILY, GIVEN THAT ITS CATECHISM NOW INCLUDES HYPOCRISY ABOUT SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS.
PS: THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH IS NOT ONLY FUCKED, IT HAS TAKEN CAREFUL AIM AND ACHIEVED THE ANATOMICAL IMPOSSIBILITY OF FUCKING ITSELF.
O FRABJOUS DAY, CALLOO, CALLAY.
Come on, Gene, let's be having you, although I can quite see that you now have two impossible tasks ahead of you, both of them very urgent.
ReplyDelete[1] confecting some spurious question-begging piffle to allow you to claim, as a loyalist of Pope Francis, you have been in favour of same-sex couples being blessed by Roman Catholic priests all along. After, when the good Pope speaks, even if he is not, as on this occasion, speaking ex cathedra, you have to listen and obey, don't you? I fear that the verbal contortions necessary to this new piece of hypocrisy will outface your limited literary ability...
[2]...as will the task of confecting a plausible excuse for not publishing "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths" tomorrow.
Kiss! kiss!
Julian "Judy" Garland.
"Pope says Roman Catholic priests can bless same-sex couples.
ReplyDeleteNO HE DOES NOT!
Read the document and not some illiterate version of it.
GENE
BALLS, GENE.
DeletePOPE FRANCIS HAS TAKEN CAREFUL AIM, SHAT IN HIS MITRE, AND THEN CLAPPED IT ON YOUR HEAD.
SOURCE: BBC NEWS
SOURCE: BBC NEWS
"Pope says Roman Catholic priests can bless same-sex couples.
Published 1 day ago
Pope Francis said people being blessed did not require "moral perfection"
By Ido Vock
Pope Francis has allowed priests to bless same-sex couples, a significant advance for LGBT people in the Roman Catholic Church.
The leader of the Roman Catholic Church said priests should be permitted to bless same-sex and "irregular" couples, under certain circumstances.
But the Vatican said blessings should not be part of regular Church rituals or related to civil unions or weddings.
It added that it continues to view marriage as between a man and a woman.
Pope Francis approved a document issued by the Vatican announcing the change on Monday. The Vatican said it should be a sign that "God welcomes all", but the document says priests must decide on a case-by-case basis.
Introducing the text, Cardinal Víctor Manuel Fernández, the prefect of the Church, said that the new declaration remained "firm on the traditional doctrine of the Church about marriage".
But he added that in keeping with the Pope's "pastoral vision" of "broadening" the appeal of the Catholic Church, the new guidelines would allow priests to bless relationships still considered sinful.
People receiving a blessing "should not be required to have prior moral perfection", according to the declaration."
STOP TALKING BALLS, GENE.