Thursday 30 March 2017

Right to die case: Man loses court bid ... and quite right too says Gene

Right to die case: Man loses court bid   ...   and quite right too says Gene       

Noel Conway
Image caption Noel Conway, 67, is a retired college lecturer
A man with terminal motor neurone disease has lost a High Court bid to challenge the law on assisted dying.
Noel Conway, 67, who was diagnosed in November 2014 and is not expected to live beyond 12 months, said he should be free to determine his own death.
Mr Conway, of Shrewsbury, had told the court at a previous hearing he faces an "unbearable death" because of the law.
Speaking after the hearing he said he would appeal against the court's decision.
It is the first case to be heard since the law was challenged in 2014 and 2015.
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Image caption Before his illness Noel Conway was a keen skier, climber and cyclist
Mr Conway had hoped to bring a judicial review that could result in terminally ill adults who meet strict criteria, making their own decisions about ending their lives.
His counsel, Richard Gordon QC, told the court that when he had less than six months to live and while he retained the mental capacity to make the decision his client "would wish to be able to enlist assistance to bring about a peaceful and dignified death".
Mr Conway was seeking a declaration that the Suicide Act 1961 is incompatible with Article 8 of the Human Rights Act 1998, which relates to respect for private and family life, and Article 14, which enables protection from discrimination.

'Risk incriminating loved ones'

He was not in court in London to hear Lord Justice Burnett and Mr Justice Jay rule he did not have an arguable case to go forward.
However, Mr Justice Charles disagreed and said permission should be granted.
Mr Conway, who is married with a son, daughter, stepson and grandchild, said he was "very disappointed" with their ruling.
"[But] I will not be deterred and will be appealing this decision," he said.
He said he has "come to terms" with fact he is going to die, but does not accept being "denied the ability to decide the timing and manner of my death".
"The only alternative is to spend thousands of pounds, travel hundreds of miles and risk incriminating my loved ones in asking them to accompany me to Dignitas," he said.
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Image caption Noel Conway and his wife, Carol, at home in Shropshire
Lord Justice Burnett said it remained "institutionally inappropriate" for a court to make a declaration of incompatibility between pieces of legislation, irrespective of personal views.
He added: "My conclusion does nothing to diminish the deep sympathy I feel for Mr Conway, his family and others who are confronted with the reality of living and dying with incurable degenerative conditions such as motor neurone disease.
Sarah Wootton, chief executive of campaign group Dignity in Dying, which is supporting Mr Conway's case, said the law "simply does not work".
"Parliament has so far ignored the pleas of dying people like Noel and the overwhelming majority of the public who also support a change in the law," she said.
Ms Wootton said a Crowdfunder appeal had been launched to help cover Noel's legal costs and it had "received incredible support".
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Image caption Noel Conway arrives at a previous hearing at the Royal Courts of Justice in London with his wife Carol (right) and stepson Terry McCusker (left)

Thursday 23 March 2017

Gene, I do hope you won't mind me contacting you like this. We haven't actually met but you are friends with my uncle...

Gene, I do hope you won't mind me contacting you like this. We haven't actually met but you are friends with my uncle...


It is an uneventful October afternoon in the school staffroom - lunchtime break. Some arguments going on as I had been stirring things up. It is a few days after Bob Dylan being awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature and I am taking full advantage of this news. I had been saying for years that Bob should get the award. When I first started saying this many years ago people laughed at me. But as usual I did know what I was talking about and now here it was and I am certainly making capital of the event.


Bob Dylan
BOB DYLAN   ...   winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature
Enough stirring accomplished I head upstairs to the sanctuary of my Sixth Form office...

I open up my emails. I delete the rubbish (in other words anything about UCAS. Tee! Hee! Hee!) and am almost deleting the email titled 'Gene, I hope you won't mind me contacting you like this. We haven't actually met but you are friends with my uncle...'  when  on a sixth sense I open it. Boy am I glad I did! 

...

All that afternoon the contents of that email kept running through my head. So much so that when I was on the phone ordering copies of NUTSHELLS CONTRACT LAW by Robert Duxbury I said Robert Detterling causing momentary confusion.

In the end I phoned Tony of the big saloon and arranged to talk to him about the email after work. We don't teach in the same school so I arranged that we meet up in the Harris & Hoole coffee bar in Uxbridge High Street at 5.00pm. I arrived at the coffee bar early. They do wonderful hand-roasted coffee here. I sat at a table looking out towards Uxbridge Underground Station. Just love that sculpture by Anita Lafford in front of the station. Entitled 'Anticipation' it is quite conventional but has a definite charm. I love the way families often congregate around it.



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ANTICIPATION by Anita Lafford



I took out my mobile smart phone which has FM radio, plugged in my earpiece, and listened to the PM programme on Radio 4. Serendipitously there was a feature broadcast about Bob Dylan being awarded the Nobel Prize. It seems that Bob has so far not made any acknowledgement of being awarded the prize and it's not known if he will attend the award ceremonies - or even if he will accept the prize. Some nobody from the Swedish Academy is calling Bob's silence extremely rude. Good old Bob!

I was so engrossed in the radio that I didn't see Tony arrive. I went to the counter and bought Tony a chocolate muffin and a cappuccino and had another black coffee myself.

"Well, in a nutshell Tony, I have had an email from Detterling's ginger nephew. He has had a major rift for some years with his uncle and seems to feel that I may be in a position to help heal things."

"You sure the email is kosher?" Tony responded. "Oh yes. No question. Some details about my correspondence with his uncle only he could have known," I assured him.



Tony replied,"Gene you have always been known to lend a helping hand to those in need. I guess you will do the same here."

I hesitated a little and said, "Yes, I have had much correspondence with Detterling for almost twelve years now. However I have not had intercourse with his nephew. I wonder if I am the right man for the task."

"If Detterling's nephew has taken the trouble of contacting you then he must be confident you can help. I'm sure he will bend over backwards to make sure everything will pan out," ventured Tony.

...




Despite Tony's reassurance I remained in Hamlet-like indecision all evening. Should I reply to that email? I couldn't sleep. I got out of bed and knocked on Marianne's bedroom door. (Since the children have left home we have separate bedrooms. It's ideal really and saves Marianne a lot of discomfort when I arrive home from the Good Yarn Friday nights semi-plastered after six pints of Tuborg and maybe a couple of Jameson's Irish whiskies.)

I talked to Marianne about my dilemma over the email from Detterling's nephew. (She never reads my blog by the way.)

Marianne didn't want to know and asked me to close the door quietly behind me on the way out.

I got up again about half past four in the morning and went to my study, switched on the computer and replied to the email from Detterling's nephew. What had I unleashed?

Next day in school I kept checking my emails. (I have to do this surreptitiously as there was an issue some time back about me using social media in directed time. As always I brushed the matter aside. I think the young Deputy Head who was detailed to speak to me about this was totally overawed by me and my reputation.) Still, better be careful. I don't want anything blotting my copybook in my final months of teaching.

Nothing throughout the day. That evening the first proper intimations of approaching winter fell. It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled and the heavy rain lashed up the drive sweeping over my exposed Nissan and the front windows of Chez Vincent.




About 9.30 I went into my study to put the finishing touches on my Sixth Form assembly talk and to do some further research on the ramifications of the case of Peter and Hazel Bull which I am working through with my Year 12 'A' Level Law cohort.

Peter and Hazel Bull


Ping! and lo and behold there it was on the screen; a reply from Detterling's gay nephew to my email. I was beside myself.

The email began:

Hi Gene,

Thank you so much for responding to me. I think something good will come out of this for all parties.

First let me say that I and my partner **** are big, big fans of you blog. We just loved your 'Sweeney' pastiche THEY LOOK A BIT GINGER TO ME GUV. Hilarious! In many ways you appear to be the new Jeffrey Bernard, Uxbridge the new Soho, and The Good Yarn the new Coach & Horses. We wish you every blessing with your fulltime writing career. Any publishing deals yet?

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' I enjoy doing nothing.'  Jeffrey Bernard

    

Now I have begun this correspondence because I feel you are just the man to broker a peace in this long-standing rift between Uncle Detterling and myself. Yes, while it was very wrong of him to publish on your blog that I had committed suicide I must try to forgive him. He has posted to you that he may not have very long more in this Vale of Tears so I must act before it gets too late. 


I replied immediately:


Hi ****

So good to hear from you. I'm so glad to hear that you and your partner **** enjoy reading my blog. It's the first time my writing has been compared with that of Jeffrey Bernard. Usually the comparisons are to James Joyce, Albert Camus and Ernest Hemingway. Nevertheless I regard the Jeffrey Bernard comparison as a compliment. By the way your uncle Detterling's writing has often been compared with that of Melvyn Bragg. Tee! Hee! Hee! Oh! well. Maybe Melvyn Bragg is one of his literary heroes?

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Melvyn Bragg  ...   Detterling's literary hero?


By the way I have often thought that the young Jeffrey Bernard bears a remarkable resemblance to the young David Essex.

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The young Jeffrey Bernard


Yes, I may well be the man to broker a peace in this  feud between you and your uncle Detters. I have got to know Detters quite well over the years and figure I have a good handle on his psychology.

Yours etc

GENE

[By the way from this point onwards in this narrative I shall, in the interests of preserving their anonymity but giving them actual names, be referring to Detterling's nephew and his nephew's partner as Cosmas and Damian. I did toy with the idea of calling them David and Jonathan and then Sandy and Julian but no: Cosmas and Damian, two saints names always linked together, really fits the bill. Cosmas Detterling's nephew and Damian his partner.]


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COSMAS and DAMIAN


To this email I had the following swift reply from Cosmas:



Hi Gene,

Yes you have indeed a good handle on Uncle Detters' psychology - in fact I remember a psychological profile of him that you compiled.  He is of course the archetypal pinko liberal Guardian-reading pseud that you depict him  - but there is more. Can I recount an episode from his youth that may be of interest to understanding his fragile psychological make up and his contradictory and often hypocritical stance on sexual matters?



The incident I want to describe dates back to when Detters was a Sixth Former. So I guess it must have been around the time of the Butler Education Act (Tee! Hee! Hee! as you would comment Gene.) Anyhow he was observed by his fellow students to be in possession of a then rather risqué publication entitled HEALTH & EFFICIENCY. He was hauled up to appear before a meeting of the Sixth Form students' council to explain himself. His explanation was that the magazine was not his but that he had bought it for an elderly house-bound neighbour. He was asked to wait outside while the council deliberated.




Eventually the chairman of the council appeared and read out to Detterling a prepared statement:

'Detterling we do not accept your explanation for being in possession of this publication. We believe that you have been using HEALTH & EFFICIENCY as an aide-memoir to masturbation. We therefore instruct all Sixth Formers to ostracise you forthwith.'

The chairman went on to say:

"And off the record Detterling let me say that you are displaying the subtle undertones of sexual abnormality which if left unchecked will curdle into pathology."

The student council chairman was gay and thereafter Uncle Detterling harboured a deep-seated subliminal resentment to gays.

Hope this is helpful Gene.

All the best,

COSMAS







Well, well, well. How interesting. The youthful Detterling sent to Coventry accused of engaging in the Sin of Onan. I wrote straight back to Cosmas:

Hi Cosmas,

Thank you so much for this. It gives me another angle on your uncle's tangled psychology. Maybe some insights here into his persistent anger and ever-present misanthropy?

 This was a strange incident indeed but I have one of equal strangeness and much more recent involving the old boy. 

I know that you and Damian have been following Detters' exploits over the years on the TES website. You remember a poster named Middlemarch? She was  a Headteacher and a very capable and well-informed lady. We formed quite a friendship over the years. Anyhow she told me that she once attended a TES meet - I think it was in Leeds - and had a close encounter with the canting old phony. It seems he approached her crooning: "I believe in miracles. Where you from? You sexy thing?" How corny. But it gets worse. He then came up with the most bizarre pick-up lines in the history of the universe. He leered at her in a most suggestive manner and said: "My dear has anyone ever mentioned that you look the spit image of Fanny Burney? Spankest thou? Hast thou ever been spanked? Wouldst thou spanketh me my dear?"

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Fanny Burney

Needless to say faced with such weirdness Middlemarch got out  of there mucho pronto.

Will be back in touch soon Cosmas,

GENE



To this Cosmas replied:



Thanks Gene,

Another insight into the weirdness that is my Uncle Detters. In this Middlemarch interlude it sounds to me as if the old boy had been at the Wincarnis again.

And this business of his memoirs... you are sensibly taking that with a pinch of salt. It will never happen. Detterling has always entertained this delusion that he is a writer. I remember visiting him as a little boy and he had a designated writing room which he pretentiously called his 'studio'. My word was that 'studio' a desolate place? Spartan  and almost unfurnished with an Olivetti electric typewriter on a rickety trestle table and two pictures on the walls: framed photographs of Rock Hudson and Kathy Kirby.



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Kathy Kirby

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Rock Hudson


He always made a big deal about never being disturbed while he was working in the studio saying: "My boy, we writers are fickle creatures. The muse and our genius can desert us in a second's flash if we allow this world to intrude."

All the best Gene,

Cosmas








To be continued

Morse's Oxford: The city that inspired Colin Dexter (and Gene Vincent)

Morse's Oxford: The city that inspired Colin Dexter (and Gene Vincent)  

Oxford skyline

Of the main players in the Inspector Morse stories by Colin Dexter, one remains - the city of Oxford. The character died in The Remorseful Day, published in 1999. John Thaw, the actor synonymous with the role of the curmudgeonly detective, died in 2002. And Dexter himself died earlier this week.
As the Lord Mayor of Oxford once said: "In his novels Colin Dexter has shown our city as having a distinct and separate identity from its famous university."
The "dreaming spires" and attendant well-to-do academics and eccentrics were important factors in the books, but so were the lanes round the city centre, the arterial Iffley and Cowley roads, the north Oxford suburbs of Jericho and Summertown, and the railway station.
Dexter himself was well aware of the city's allure for readers and viewers. When the first episode of the television series was broadcast in 1987, he said: "The huge value for me as a writer is that, even if people haven't been to Oxford, they would love to be in the city.
"I think if the story had been set in Rotherham or Rochdale no-one would be particularly interested to see the streets and side streets, but so many people outside Oxford are delighted to see the High Street, St Giles and the colleges."
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Image caption John Thaw, who played Inspector Morse in the television adaptation, pictured with Colin Dexter in 1999
The Randolph Hotel featured prominently in both Dexter's and Morse's lives. Morse was often to be found pondering cases while enjoying a real ale or red wine there, while Dexter's favoured drink in later life - he gave up alcohol for medical reasons - was tonic water.
Staff at the hotel said the writer would often visit various rooms around the hotel to help him get details for a storyline.
"He continued to be a regular at the hotel bar and was so loved by staff, that we renamed the bar after his most famous character - Morse. He was very much part of this hotel and we will miss seeing him perched at the end of the bar or reading a book by the fireside, sipping his drink."
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Image caption Colin Dexter poses with some of the staff at the Randolph Hotel in Oxford, where a bar is named after Inspector Morse
Famous haunts from the books and television series, such as the Ashmolean museum and the Bodleian library, have expressed sorrow at his death. But, perhaps more significantly, so have lesser-known Oxford institutions, demonstrating Dexter was very much a man of the people - and a man of the real city.
The writer shared his hero's affection for good beer, classical music and cryptic crossword puzzles, but by all accounts lacked his spiky nature.
Alcock's Butcher and Fishmonger in the Summertown area has a blackboard outside saying "Mr Dexter, you will be sadly missed".
Paul England from the shop said: "He was a lovely guy. Always used to see him early in the morning.
"He used to walk down and get his paper and then he always used to come in for a pork pie and a chat. He used to tell us some good stories and jokes, which I think we'll always remember. We just knew him as Mr Dexter who bought his pork pie from the butcher."
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Christiane Fagan fondly remembers him "sitting quietly in the The Dew Drop Inn in Summertown. Such a lovely man", while Carol Maling remembers chatting to him on a bench outside the old Radcliffe infirmary when he was waiting for his wife Dorothy to finish work.
"We used to share biscuits and chocolate," Ms Maling said.
Although he claimed to know very little about actual police procedure, Dexter was a welcome visitor at Oxford CID. Former police officer Dermot Norridge was a detective in the city between 1986 and 2003.
He said whenever he and his colleagues were investigating any incident related to one of the university colleges, they would say they were "having a Morse moment".
Mr Norridge claims the irascible character even had an influence on the sounds heard floating through the corridors of the police station: "There were certain offices where the radio was retuned to Radio 3 or Classic FM. The officers involved may well have been aware of classical music before Morse, but I'm completely convinced this listening to it was down to the influence of the programme.
"I met Colin a few times - he used to come with the crew to the station, and once he was invited to our annual dinner to give a talk. If I had to sum up my memory of him, it would be 'a complete gentleman'".
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Sue Howlett remembers the author hopping on the bus from Summertown, and always saying hello, while Sue Parsons said she "used to know him years ago when he would to come in to order stationery from Colegroves in Turl Street. Such a lovely man always having a laugh and a joke".
Bob Price, the leader of Oxford Council, says the city will always feel the impact of Dexter's work: "The television programmes, and the way they were filmed, made a huge difference. They really drew people to Oxford."
In his 13th - and final - book Dexter says:
"Morse had never enrolled in the itchy-footed regiment of adventurous souls, feeling little temptation to explore the remoter corners even of his native land; and this principally because he could imagine few if any places closer to his heart than Oxford - the city which, though not his natural mother, had for so many years performed the duties of a loving foster-parent."
He said of that paragraph: "For 'Morse,' read me".
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Colin Dexter is not the only author to have a strong link with a specific city. Here are a few more literary locations and their fictional dwellers

Tuesday 21 March 2017

Dame Vera Lynn's 100th birthday marked by images of her on white cliffs of Dover

A 350ft image of the Forces' Sweetheart was also in celebration of the release of her new album, Vera Lynn 100.
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The white cliffs of Dover celebrated in the 1942 wartime song made famous by Dame Vera Lynn had her image projected onto them to mark her 100th birthday.
A 350ft image of Dame Vera, who is affectionately known as The Forces' Sweetheart, also marks the release of her new album, Vera Lynn 100.
The album features new re-orchestrated versions of her most beloved music, including The White Cliffs Of Dover, along with her original vocals.
Dame Lynn said she could not believe she had turned 100, but that "time marches on".
"When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday I can't believe it, but there
you are, time marches on," she told the Breakfast Show.
"And this is what I have got up there on my mantelpiece, to remind me of how old I am."
Dame Vera Lynn says she will be thinking of the men who went to war
Image Caption: Dame Vera Lynn says she will be thinking of the men who went to war
It is thought the record will make her the first singer to have released a new album as a centenarian.
It also features a previously unreleased version of Sailing which is a surprise find since it was not widely known that she had recorded the track.
Vera Lynn
Image Caption: The Forces' Sweetheart serves cups of tea to servicemen from a mobile canteen in 1942
Dame Vera said: "It is an unprecedented honour to have my birthday marked in such a beautiful way and I am truly thrilled by this wonderful gesture.
"As we look to the white cliffs on Monday, I will be thinking of all our brave boys - the cliffs were the last thing they saw before heading off to war and, for those fortunate enough to return, the first thing they saw upon returning home.
"I feel so blessed to have reached this milestone and I can't think of a more meaningful way to mark the occasion."
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Image Caption: Dame Vera with Sir Cliff Richard during a concert marking the 50th anniversary of the end of World War Two
Eight years ago Dame Vera became the oldest living artist to land a UK number one album and the record also marks her 93 years in the industry after she made her stage debut at the age of seven.
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Image Caption: The singer received a warm welcome as she arrived to perform in Trafalgar Square in 1943

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Vera Lynn with Del Shannon (right) at the Bristol Hippodrome in 1962

Monday 20 March 2017

Why Writers Lie (and Plagiarize and Fabricate and Stretch the Truth and...)



Why Writers Lie (and Plagiarize and Fabricate and Stretch the Truth and...)

While “fake news” may be a current term of art, the literary hoax is a tale as old as the printed word. Whether it’s the fabrication of a Bob Dylan quote or the concoction of a madcap Howard Hughes tale, what happens after a writer’s lies are exposed? Paul Elie charts the course, from motive to mea culpa, of authors Jonah Lehrer, Clifford Irving, and more.
Top row: Jonah Lehrer, James Frey, Laura Albert; bottom row: Sabrina Rubin Erderly, Clifford Irving and Janet Cooke.
By Nick Cunard/Rex/Shutterstock (Lehrer), Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images (Albert), Schiffer-Fuchs/Ullstein Bild/Getty Images (Frey), Steve Helber/A.P./Rex/Shutterstock (Erderly), from Bettmann/Getty Images (Irving, Cooke).


“Too much of nothing / can turn a man into a liar,” Bob Dylan put it. “It can cause some men to sleep on nails / and another man to eat fire.”
One night in June, Jonah Lehrer went to the Avalon to tell a story. The Avalon is a Spanish Baroque theater on Vine Street in Hollywood. Richard Nixon gave his “Checkers” speech there in 1952, denying corruption allegations; 44 years later the Ramones played a show there that turned out to be their last. This evening the Avalon was the site of an event sponsored by the Moth: “True Stories Told Live.”
Lehrer is the twee-science writer whose book Imagine: How Creativity Works was pulled from the shelves and who was forced to resign his staff writer position with The New Yorker after he went on a plagiarism spree that culminated in a brazen attempt to pass off his own clichés about creativity as Dylan’s. That was in 2012. Now he was bringing out a new title, A Book About Love, and his appearance under the Moth imprimatur—earnest, populist, not-for-profit—was a rite of purification. Onstage at the Avalon, a gay man told a story about surviving a harsh Christian upbringing. An Iraqi man told about surviving a kidnapping. Then Lehrer told a story about how he tried to survive his fit of lying—and the media carpet-bombing that followed.
“I had broken the most basic rule of journalism: don’t make shit up,” he said, and tried to explain why. A Rhodes scholar and a best-selling author in his 20s, he fell in love with the sound of applause at book gatherings and with the sight of his e-mail inbox, crowded with invitations. He got busy, and he got sloppy. Then he got caught and was cast out: no assignments, no invites. Still resourceful, he decided to use the episode, self-help–style, to try to become a better husband and father. It was a story of humility and good intentions. Told for a paying crowd, however, it came off as presumptuous and opportunistic. It’s no better in A Book About Love, his exploration of bonding and attachment in marriage and parenthood, where he likens his moral awakening to that of Man’s Search for Meaning author Viktor Frankl, who survived the Holocaust and then found, through a long and loving marriage, that the truth of life consists of the “self-transcendence” that deep relationships call forth in us. “I wish I’d learned this truth in a different way,” Lehrer confesses. “But at least I learned it before it was too late. At least I know it now. That is my consolation.”
A few weeks later, A Book About Love got a breathtaking takedown in The New York Times, whose reviewer, Jennifer Senior, called it “insolently unoriginal” and insinuated that Lehrer was still copping insights from other writers. “It may be time, at long last,” she ventured, “for him to find something else to do.”
That judgment looked extreme, especially in a striver culture that has made Samuel Beckett’s “Try again. Fail again. Fail better” into a Silicon Valley motto. Yet it’s a judgment supported by recent history. In society at large, disgraced public figures can redeem themselves after alleged domestic violence (Charlie Sheen), obstructing justice (Martha Stewart), even falling for the daughter of one’s common-law partner (Woody Allen)—and there are always journalists willing to help the offenders on their path toward regeneration.
Indeed, the election of Donald Trump (bankruptcy; alleged groping of women; exaggerations, fabrications, “alternative facts”) gives us a prevaricator in chief who demonizes journalists for daring to expect that a public figure’s actions should have consequences and that his assertions should check out.
In the journalism culture itself, it’s different: liars, hoaxers, fabricators, plagiarists, truth-stretchers, and cons are banished to the outer darkness. Michael Moynihan, the journalist and blogger who called out Lehrer’s Dylan quotes as fake, put it this way: “Ours is the only profession in which any transgression, big or small, means the end not of your career at a certain outlet—it means the end of your vocation.”
The surprise isn’t that journalists are hard on journalists who fake it: that’s right and just. The surprise is that the punishment is applied so consistently in a field where the practitioners agree on little else about how they do what they do.
As many people (including the hoaxers) have pointed out, there is really no clear and distinct idea of what journalism is. What we still call “the press” ranges from the Times, with its standard procedures in everything from expense accounts to the identification of sources, to Web sites where writer, editor, fact-checker, and publisher are often the same person. In between are magazines such as Rolling Stone, which ran Sabrina Rubin Erdely’s 2014 article about a female University of Virginia student supposedly gang-raped at a frat house—and then retracted the article after publication when it was established that the student featured pseudonymously at the center of the article had made up or exaggerated much of her account. (A Columbia J-School study undertaken at the magazine’s behest called the piece an instance of “journalistic failure”; a U.V.A. associate dean depicted in the piece sued, and a federal jury found Erdely and the magazine guilty of defamation and awarded the associate dean $3 million in damages. (Rolling Stone has sought to have the verdict overturned.) There aren’t really many firmly established reporting practices, either. Erdely, diligent in small things if not large ones, recorded her interviews digitally or made contemporaneous transcripts on her computer—that is, typing as she interviewed people on the phone. The journalistic legend Gay Talese, two generations older, takes interview notes in ink on shirt cardboards that he cuts to fit the inside pocket of his bespoke suits, and writes in a “bunker” with no phone in the basement of his town house on East 61st Street, as he’s done for more than 30 years. When Talese’s most recent book, The Voyeur Motel, came out, it recounted the exploits of a peeping-Tom motel owner who had kept journals full of descriptions of the hours he’d spent, over decades, spying on the sexual activities of dozens of his guests. Soon enough, Washington Post media writer Paul Farhi used the Web to pull up Colorado real-estate records, which indicated that the man in the book didn’t own the motel during some of the years in Talese’s timeline. Talese was chastised in the press for constructing a book around a single source—especially one whose unverifiable chronicles of events took place, by his own account, several decades before. Irked, Talese suggested that he was an old-school literary journalist being unfairly held to a brittle media-industry standard. “They compared me to fucking Rolling Stone,” he complained. “You think I like that? I don’t. . . . [But] I’m sick of having to be both honest and have to shape up to this P.R. level of being careful. I’m not careful. If I was careful, I wouldn’t have written anything at all.”
In truth, the most basic rule of journalistic trickery seems to be “Don’t get caught”—because if you do you’ll have to invent a new, post-disgrace self, as if your life up to that point had been one big fabrication. How to do it? Let us count the ways.
You can drop out of sight, as Janet Cooke did after she returned her Pulitzer Prize, awarded for her made-up 1980 Washington Post front-page story about an eight-year-old heroin addict. The Cooke debacle is now standard curricular fare at journalism schools, and yet Cooke, after nearly a decade living in France, was identified as working the Liz Claiborne counter at a department store in Kalamazoo. Magazine writer Mike Sager, her boyfriend while they were reporters at the Post, supplied the detail in a long piece (called “Janet’s World”) in GQ in 1996, and then sold the movie rights and divided the initial payment with her. (No movie has been made.) But what is Cooke doing today? In another long piece about the episode, published in the Columbia Journalism Review last spring, Sager would not say. And yet he quoted an e-mail that he said Cooke had sent him: “Essentially, I’ve spent the last thirty years waiting to die.” (Five months after the Cooke scandal broke, The New York Times Magazine was hoodwinked by a freelancer, Christopher Jones, who filed a piece about his travels with the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia—a story he hatched at his parents’ apartment in Spain, drawing on stories he’d written for Time and lifting from André Malraux’s novel The Royal Way. Jones, too, fell off the map.)
You can revert to ordinariness. Kaavya Viswanathan, the Harvard student who got a $500,000 advance for a campus novel—whose details she’d cribbed from two young-adult novels she had read in high school—later attended Georgetown University Law School. Stephen Glass, who fabricated material in at least 27 New Republic articles (and whose sordid tale became the subject of Shattered Glass, the 2003 film based on a Vanity Fair story by Buzz Bissinger), works as “director of special projects” for a personal-injury law firm in L.A., having also attended Georgetown Law but then later refused admission to the bar.
You can present the experience as the crucible of wisdom, as Jayson Blair has done. Blair is the man who plagarized and fabricated dozens of facts in news stories while a reporter for the Times and got away with it for months. After his fakery was exposed in 2003, Blair was fired, and two of his bosses—the Times’s executive editor, Howell Raines, and managing editor, Gerald Boyd—resigned. Blair (who then wrote a memoir about a struggle with bipolar disorder) has developed a second career as a “certified life coach” in Fairfax County, Virginia. As he explains, clunkily, on his Web site: “A coach helps a client see their patterns, their skills, their strengths and weakness and play supporting role in helping you reach your goals”—all this for a reported $130 an hour.
You can reboot in the world of genre fiction, where it’s perfectly ordinary to publish books under a pseudonym and subcontract much of the writing. Such has been the approach of James Frey, whose 2003 recovery memoir, A Million Little Pieces, was exposed as flagrantly embellished. (Oprah Winfrey famously excoriated him after having featured his book as nonfiction in her book club, telling him, “I feel really duped.”) Frey borrowed some tricks from the visual-art scene and, after dropping out of sight, founded Full Fathom Five in 2010, a company he pitched as an artist’s factory akin to Andy Warhol’s or Mark Kostabi’s. A shelf full of books later, Pittacus Lore (the alter ego of Frey and others in his writers’ collective) is a widely read young-adult author, and Frey, his reputation well laundered, has put out his present young-adult-novel series, Endgame, under his own name.
You can re-contextualize the episode as an exercise in myth-making or performance art, à la Laura Albert. Albert published the first of two works of wild-side “autobiographical” fiction under the name JT LeRoy, who was said to be a prostitute’s heroin-addicted son recovering from a childhood of abuse, and got a sister-in-law to wear shades and a bottle-blond wig to pose as LeRoy. Madonna, Courtney Love, Lou Reed, and Gus Van Sant were taken in—until the scam was exposed by New York magazine in 2005. (A recent documentary depicts Albert as a boundary-breaking artist working the frontiers of truth and fiction in order to deal with issues from her own troubled childhood, which included a period spent in a group home.)
Why do writers fake it in the first place? And, once snared in their own web of untruths, why do they continue?
Dr. Ronald Schouten, an associate professor at Harvard Medical School who directs the Law & Psychiatry Service of the Massachusetts General Hospital, distinguishes between the “garden variety” liar, who lies to gain personal advantage, and the pathological one, whose lies are so unlikely that you can’t figure out why he’s lying. This latter breed is a narcissist, Schouten says, and he comes in two types: the one who lies to put himself in the best possible light, and the one who, like an entertainer, lies to gain and hold the attention of an audience, delighting in its reaction from one astonishment to the next.
That sounds about right. But what pushes the literary liar over the line? Some writers, it appears, are full of self-loathing or unsure of their talent, possibly wanting to fail so spectacularly that they’ll finally receive the punishment they deserve. Others, having long sought to please a perfectionist loved one, may be doing the same on the page, creating an impossibly perfect literary world out of whole cloth. Still others may be caught up in the very audacity that stirs a person to become a writer in the first place. More than other creative people, writers make work out of the intangible and insubstantial: the thin air of spoken language, the tiny shapes on page and screen. A writer makes something out of nothing, and a literary fake is, to some degree, merely too much of nothing.
Writers make shit up, most of them scarcely acknowledging the grandiosity of the undertaking. But rare is the maker-upper who is openly grandiose going in, who sets out determined to put one over on his audience for the sheer fun of it—the way Clifford Irving did.
“If fools did not go to market, there would be no cracked pots for sale,” so said Jean le Malchanceux, 12-century French philosophe.
Malchanceux did not exist: he was the invention of some writers living on Ibiza in the early 1970s. Whenever one of them finished a book, he would cook up a soggy epigraph and attribute it to Jean Malchanceux: literally John Luckless. It was their way to wrinkle the starched shirts of those poor sots stuck in publishing offices in Manhattan while they were living the good life on Ibiza, eating fresh fish and watching the sun set on the Mediterranean.
That’s the spirit in which Irving, while living in Ibiza in 1971, concocted a bogus autobiography of Howard Hughes, the reclusive billionaire tycoon. Irving, a Manhattan-born author of three novels that had sold poorly, saw it as a low-risk, high-adrenaline stunt, a kick at the pricks of New York literary society. It was the kind of thing a writer could try and hope to get away with in the days before the Internet laid all—or most—fraudsters bare. That “stunt” turned Irving into the Leif Erikson of literary hoaxsters. (The forged Hitler Diaries would not appear until the 1980s.) Irving got advances upward of $750,000 from McGraw-Hill; fooled the publisher, handwriting experts, and Life magazine’s editors; and stirred the publicity-loathing Hughes to comment—all of which seems to surprise him even now. “I was a writer, not a hoaxer. As a writer, you are constantly pushing the envelope, testing what people will believe, and once you get going you say, ‘They believed that; maybe they’ll believe this . . .’ ” Irving is 86, tall and strapping. After living for years outside Aspen, he sold his library in a yard sale and moved to Sarasota, where he lives in a rented house on Phillippi Creek with his wife—his sixth. Gone is the $300,000 movie payout for his memoir of the episode; so is the half a million dollars–plus that Irving says Simon & Schuster chief Michael Korda paid him for two courtroom novels that stiffed. But Irving is doing all right for a writer whose best-known book wasn’t published—and so couldn’t be read—for 40 years after he wrote it. The rented house has a pool and a lush natural garden. He tootles around in Gulf Coast regalia: T-shirt, shorts, ball cap, a day’s growth of gray beard. The day I visit, we get sandwiches from a New York–style deli he frequents, settle in a living room decorated with his paintings of Ibiza, and then this man, who once played fast and loose with Howard Hughes’s story, tells me of all the things that the filmmakers got wrong in the 2006 movie of his story: The Hoax, starring Richard Gere.
“They took all the glamour out of it,” he says, by making his character a writer in Westchester who concocts the Hughes hoax because he has bills to pay and scores to settle after his new novel is rejected as “a third-rate Philip Roth knockoff.” In Irving’s own version, he was an author living an enviable expat life through the largesse of his publisher until he screwed it up for a little sex and a big adventure. “I didn’t need money—I had money,” he tells me. “I had a 500-year-old finca [estate], a beautiful [fourth] wife, and two children. I had a three-book deal for a $150,000. McGraw-Hill would publish anything I wrote. We liked each other. [My editors] visited me on Ibiza. They loaned me money when I needed it. When I was in Manhattan, they let me have an office to work in. They were a commercial publisher, and I was their most literary writer.”
Ibiza was an earthly, if sin-soaked, paradise, but Irving, who had just turned 40, needed a pretext to get out of Eden in order to see his mistress, Nina, and disguise a midlife crisis. The Los Angeles Times’s critic had called him “America’s best worst-selling novelist.” He had just written Fake!, about an art forger on Ibiza, and had been filmed for what wound up as Orson Welles’s documentary F for Fake. Irving’s research for that book, together with a piece he read in Newsweek about Howard Hughes, gave him an idea for a perfect ploy. He’d write a phony memoir of Hughes, a man who was sufficiently famous enough that a purported “autobiography” was certain to be a best-seller, and yet so press-averse that he’d never come out of hiding to denounce it. “What a great book could be done, what a great character could be created!” he told his Ibiza neighbor Richard Suskind, the children’s-book author. It would be a victimless crime perpetrated on his publisher that would conveniently enable Irving to perpetrate a secondary hoax on his wife Edith.
All at once, Irving was living the life of a literary con artist: flying to the Bahamas to feign a meeting with Hughes; making side trips to London to meet his lover at her flat in Chelsea; swiping a thick volume of Hughes’s congressional testimony from the Library of Congress; drafting fake letters from Hughes on a legal pad, using an old handwritten letter of Hughes’s reproduced in Life as a guide to the billionaire’s scrawl; accepting McGraw-Hill’s checks made out to Hughes (it was Hughes’s autobiography, after all) and promising that he would convey them to the recluse personally.
On a visit to his publisher at the McGraw-Hill Building in Rockefeller Center, Irving came into possession of a draft memoir by a Hughes associate and worked all the best bits into his own manuscript. Irving walked across the street to the offices of Time and Life—the very company that was paying him $200,000 for serial rights to the book—and speed-read the contents of a giant file of press clips about Hughes in the company’s “morgue,” and raided them to spice up his text. To add drama, he had Hughes meet Albert Schweitzer and Ernest Hemingway and run guns in World War II. He even threw in a regular-guy introduction in which he told how he’d come to know Hughes, how he got tapped to write the autobiography, and how he overcame his suspicion that the strange man was pulling a hoax on him. Then he modestly stepped aside. “Howard Hughes,” he declared, “can speak for himself.” (A caveat: much of the above narrative comes from Irving’s own memoir: an account of a hoaxer by a writer who, for a time, became a hoaxer. And while it is certainly plausible, the tale, for all we know, could be itself embellished.)
“In my mind, the autobiography was always a novel, an imaginative life told in dialogue, and I had the license to use details to make it real,” Irving says. “And it is real,” he insists—a bit of hoaxerese meaning that it feels real and has the granular authority of fact. “In the autobiography, Hughes’s life has an arc it didn’t actually have.”
The McGraw-Hill people were taken with it—and taken in—and they stuck by the book and the author long after a publisher of today would have cut and run. A denunciation by a Hughes publicist was judged false; a forged letter from Hughes (produced painstakingly by Irving) was judged true. A denunciatory press conference organized by Hughes’s representatives (with the recluse joining by telephone) wound up extending Hughes’s reputation as a kooky control freak rather than discrediting the fake book. On an episode of 60 Minutes, broadcast right after the Super Bowl in 1972, Mike Wallace interviewed Clifford Irving and concluded that he “just did not know” if any of the story was true. But the publisher’s checks that Edith Irving, in wig and sunglasses, had cashed in Zurich in the name of “H.R. Hughes” implicated husband and wife in an international bank fraud. The book was canceled, Irving was found guilty of conspiracy to defraud, forgery, using the mail to defraud, and perjury, and McGraw-Hill sued him.
Irving would do 16 months in federal prisons in Pennsylvania and Connecticut. And after his release, he couldn’t get a word into print. “They want to have lunch with you,” a publisher he knew said ruefully, “but they don’t want to publish you.” Irving co-wrote a nonfiction book under a pseudonym; on tour, all the questions were about Hughes and the hoax, and his co-author was incensed. He wrote a novel about Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa and silent-film star Tom Mix, then rejected a publisher’s $60,000 offer as too low; two dozen publishers passed before one took the novel for a fifth of that amount. He wrote three courtroom novels and sold them to Simon & Schuster, in part to bankroll a novel about Claude Monet, but then no publisher wanted a novel about a French Impressionist by an American author with a prison record and a penchant for making shit up.
Many years later, digital publishing would present a solution. Since 2012, Irving, like thousands of thwarted authors, has made his oeuvre—18 books in all—available as e-books. It’s not the epic literary life that he envisioned when he set out for Paris in the 50s on the trail of Hemingway and Irwin Shaw. It’s not even close. “The hoax spoiled my career,” Irving says. “I am a novelist who committed a hoax—once, one time. It was a one-year event in what is now 60 years as a writer.” It made him a curiosity, not unlike Hughes, the mystery man whose life story he manufactured and passed off as real. The victimless crime had a victim after all.
“A reformed whore” is how Irving sees himself today. Once a liar, driven by the narcissist’s need to enthrall his audience, he now speaks the language of contrition, putting himself and his actions in the best light—while there’s still time. He mentions the “hard line” the media has taken with journalists who fabricate: “I understand the righteousness of people who take the liar to task.”
Why, then, did Clifford Irving tell a giant-size lie in the first place? By way of an answer, he quotes Jean le Malchanceux on the folly of searching for a root cause for human behavior. “My motive? What does it matter, my motive?” he says. “I got my comeuppance.”