Monday 18 December 2023

 

A CHRISTMAS TRUCE? OR MAYBE EVEN A PERMANENT TRUCE?

Detterling in this season of peace to men of God's will it is unseemly to carry on these hostilities.



I propose a truce for Christmas - or maybe even a permanent truce.

Later today I shall be sending you and yours my customary online Christmas card.


The ball is in your court Detters.


GENE


4 comments:

  1. Pissed already? too arseholed already to spell "permanent", even with one eye closed? It's P-E-R-M-A-N-E-N-T not P-E-R-M-A-N-E-T-S, you drunken sod.

    Mind you, it's not like you not to copy something accurately - it's only by stealing and copying the work of people who can actually write that you, a professional writer who has not written a publishable word for seven years [and never well] actually manage to keep this travesty of a blog going.

    But leave all that aside, what the hell is "season of peace to men of God's will" supposed to mean?

    If you mean "...on earth peace, good will toward men" [Luke 2:14], then say so.

    On the other hand you have plainly distorted Luke's text in your pissed haze into the common [bowderlised and wrong] version:

    "Peace on earth to men of good will."

    It is typical of your bigotry to see you, who never stop banging on about what a devout Christian you are [there's your Christian humility going at full blast], who claims to be faithful in every respect to every syllable of the catechism, using this bowdlerised and distorting version of St Luke's gospel.

    As the website catholictradition.org makes clear:

    "You hear it often enough in songs, read it even more often on Christmas cards and hear it said every Christmas: - Peace on earth to men of good will.

    The sentiment sounds good at first, but if you think about it, the spirit is Masonic, and a distortion of the actual verse in St. Luke. I am not certain how this all began, the misquotation of St. Luke and thus a false notion of peace. I do know for certain that a variation of this misadventure appears in an old poem; perhaps the poet needed a line to rhyme so he turned the correct phrase around. Maybe he had nothing to do with the sorry outcome. But here it is, heresy promulgated by our celebratory culture. Let us turn to St. Luke, Chapter 2 and see what it is the Angel announces:

    "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."

    The "men of good will" distortion is. of course, how you can justify the bigoted, malicious and unchristian filth you have published over the years about homosexuality and Christianity - in your grubby, clouded mind, it is not possible for a homosexual to be a person of good will, is it?

    I am willing to offer a permanent truce provided that you

    [1] admit to and apologise for your lies about bottling out of the Duke of York meeting;
    [2] apologise without reservation or weasel words for writing perverted filth about having sex with my wife;
    [3] withdraw and apologise for the bigoted filth you have published here about homosexuality;
    [4] withdraw and apologise for the sneers and malice you have directed at the Anglican church.

    Otherwise, you can stuff your truce up your capacious arsehole.

    I will continue to rip the piss out of your malice, bigotry, filth and lies as well as continuing to put the boot in hard, often and without mercy about your total failure as a writer.

    Kiss! kiss!

    Julian "Judy" Garland

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  2. Another riddle for the Grand Gutless Vermin Christmas Quiz.

    Q. What has a jacket, a spine, front and end boards and nothing in between?

    A. A Gene Vincent novel.

    xx

    J "J" G

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  3. "Later today I shall be sending you and yours my customary online Christmas card."

    Pass the sick bag.

    If there is one thing worse than a sanctimonious hypocrite, it is a sanctimonious hypocrite who couldn't write "fuck" on a lavatory wall even with someone to steady his hand.

    But a sanctimonious hypocrite who pretends to be going to publish a novel [as yet unwritten] this Wednesday is great deal worse.

    Worse still is a sanctimonious hypocrite who has now offered a phoney truce in a vain attempt to escape the kicking he deserves for his malice, lies, hypocrisy and filth.

    Awompbompalubompawompbompboom!

    xx

    J "J" G

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  4. And another riddle.

    Q. Why is Gene's career as a full time professional writer like the consecutive phantom pregnancies of four elephants?

    A. Because they both last seven years and produce fuck-all.

    BADOOM-TISH!!!

    xx

    J "J" G

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