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Recently I had occasion to prepare my gravestone epitaph:
GENE...
Educator, Novelist,
Humanitarian and Humorist
- TO KNOW HIM WAS TO LOVE HIM -
Rest in Peace
....... But while I am still walking the earth do not hesitate to contact me at:
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Thursday 21 December 2023
GRANNY BARKES FELL IN WOOLWORTH'S
I have no information as yet about how sales went yesterday - but I'm sure the book has sold well on its first day of publication.
Gene, please let us have the information on Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths - ISBN or ASIN codes, publisher, retailer and price - I can’t find it anywhere. Google, Amazon, Publisher News website, GBFIW draws a blank every time. The nearest to a match was a children’s book called “ When Granny’s Chompers fell down the Toilet” , but apart from toilets, like you, being full of shit I don’t see a connection.
Are you sure you didn’t dream the whole thing or post the above when you were pissed - which, to be fair, you are most of the time these days?
My memoirs will be published by my wife at my death.
"Gene I think we can take it from the above that Detterling's nose has been put badly out of joint."
No it hasn't, for the simple reason that you have not published "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths", Gene, for the equally simple reason that it was never written in the first place.
If you wish to prove this, then simply supply us with the ISBN/ASIN, the name of the publishers, the name of a retail outlet, and the cover price.
Every time you are asked for these details and refuse to supply them - because you can't, because they don't exist - you confirm that this statement:
" 'Granny Barkes Fell In Woolworth's' has been published"
is a preposterous lie, told by a demented narcissist.
Go on, Gene, prove me wrong - publish here and now the ISBN/ASIN, the name of the publishers, the name of a retail outlet, and the cover price of "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths".
What demented bollocks is this. Gene? How long are you proposing to keep up this preposterous pretence?
ReplyDeleteAs if a newly published author would know how well his book was doing. No wonder you can’t write - you can’t even invent a plausible lie.
Anyway, just post on here the ISBN or ASIN code, the name of the publishers, the names of their retail outlets and the price, so I can buy a copy.
The more you fail to do this, the more obvious it becomes that Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths is completely bogus.
Kiss! kiss!
Julian “Judy” Garland
Gene, please let us have the information on Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths - ISBN or ASIN codes, publisher, retailer and price - I can’t find it anywhere. Google, Amazon, Publisher News website, GBFIW draws a blank every time. The nearest to a match was a children’s book called “ When Granny’s Chompers fell down the Toilet” , but apart from toilets, like you, being full of shit I don’t see a connection.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you didn’t dream the whole thing or post the above when you were pissed - which, to be fair, you are most of the time these days?
Gene I think we can take it from the above that Detterling's nose has been put badly out of joint.
ReplyDelete'Granny Barkes Fell In Woolworth's' has been published. His memoirs have not - and never will be.
Mary Winterbourne
My memoirs will be published by my wife at my death.
Delete"Gene I think we can take it from the above that Detterling's nose has been put badly out of joint."
No it hasn't, for the simple reason that you have not published "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths", Gene, for the equally simple reason that it was never written in the first place.
If you wish to prove this, then simply supply us with the ISBN/ASIN, the name of the publishers, the name of a retail outlet, and the cover price.
Every time you are asked for these details and refuse to supply them - because you can't, because they don't exist - you confirm that this statement:
" 'Granny Barkes Fell In Woolworth's' has been published"
is a preposterous lie, told by a demented narcissist.
Go on, Gene, prove me wrong - publish here and now the ISBN/ASIN, the name of the publishers, the name of a retail outlet, and the cover price of "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths".
You can't can you, you fraudulent bastard?