A CHIP OF THE OLD BLOCK...
My son Paul was over here at the weekend helping me with some work on my garden studio/chalet. I was up a ladder calculating the length of the plank to be used as a fascia board. Paul called up:
" Dad if you use the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, ΔxΔp≥h4π Δ x Δ p ≥ h 4 π, and apply Planck's Constant, = 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s, you can calculate the length of the plank. "
HA! HA! HA! I laughed so much I almost fell off the ladder. Paul is a chip of the old block.
Werner Heisenberg
Max Planck
"Paul is a chip of the old block."
ReplyDeleteI pray God that he isn't: one lying, hypocritical, dirty minded bastard in a family is enough.
Does Paul write anonymous filth about shagging other people's wives and bragging about it?
Does he write anonymous filth about fathering other men's sons?
Does he publish anonymous filthy allegations about people driving other people to suicide?
Which reminds me: date, place and verdict of the "Myrtle Thornberry" inquest, please. And don't bother with the Zurich nonsense - we both know that the whole business is a lie, and I am going to prove it fairly soon.
In the meantime please present my commiserations to your son for his having such a horrible man as you for a father.
And before you start whingeing like the petulant crybaby you are, remember that the above is the kind of banter, badinage and rip-roaring, rollicking good fun you claim to enjoy - you know, claiming to have buggered other men's wives, publishing pictures of their bare arses, accusing people of causing suicides, that kind of a thing. Sauce for the goose, Gene.
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ReplyDeleteYes I have accused you and other of harassing Myrtle Thornberry in the months prior to her suicide.
No, I have never claimed to have sodomised any man's wife.
GENE
"Yes I have accused you and other of harassing Myrtle Thornberry in the months prior to her suicide."
ReplyDeleteAHA! your first step in resiling from your certainty that "OberGruppenfuhrer" Detterling caused a suicide - in six months' time, having overnight purged all references to that non-event, you will claim that you have never accused anyone of anything. Still as thick as mince, the same cunning, high-performing MUG.
And interesting that you have admitted to
being a lying, hypocritical, dirty minded bastard
writing anonymous filth about shagging other people's wives and bragging about it
writing anonymous filth about fathering other men's sons
publishing anonymous filthy allegations stating that I was respsonsible for driving a woman to suicide
All of these are achievements that any son would be proud of in his father: I genuinely feel sorry for your children having such an arsehole for a father.
However that may be, please post the date, place, time and verdict of "Myrtle Thornberry's" inquest and provide a URL whereby your claims can be checked. Inquests in British nationals, wherever they die, have to be formally ratified by a British Court of Inquest, and these proceedings are a matter of public record. It follows then that records of both the Zurich and UK inquests are available.
Please provide a URL for me to check the British record of "Myrtle Thornberry's" inquest.
"claiming to have buggered other men's wives,..."
ReplyDeleteDETTERLING I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR THIS OUTRAGEOUS LIE. IF NO APOLOGY IS FORTHCOMING THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
GENE
AND THE CONSEQUENCES WILL INVOLVE YOU BEING MADE A LAUGHING STOCK. AND NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME.
ReplyDeleteGENE
Balls, you impertinent little sod. Who DO you think you are?
ReplyDelete"I demand an apology" - fuck OFF.
DATE, PLACE AND VERDICT OF THE "MYRTLE THORNBERRY" INQUEST, PLEASE?
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