Wednesday 14 July 2021

 I HAVE YOU OVER A BARREL DELIA...


Delia your comment has been removed as it is extremely nasty and breaks all the blog terms and conditions.

Such comment will not be tolerated.

I am the webmaster and I will see to that.

So, I have you over a barrel Delia - and what a titilating thought that is! 

Tee! Hee! Hee! What larks Delia!


Delia Detterling over a barrel

Kind regards,

GENE

Postscript:

Delia I have just had to take a cold shower. Seeing you over a barrel with the prospect of mounting you from behind Doggy-style proved too much for a red-blooded boy like me.

12 comments:

  1. On the contrary, Gene, I now have you over a barrel - I knew, if I kept needling you long rnough, that you would come out with something unforgiveable, given all my recent circumstances. And you fell into the trap, as you always do, you mug, I can hear Detterling laughing with delight.....

    Screenshots of all your posts about Detterling in recent weeks will be sent to the headteacher and Giovernors of the Douay Martyrs School - including this piece of heartless filth, written by another piece of heartless filth. Copies will also go to all the Roiman Catholic churches in Hillingdon and Uxbridge, along with sufficient information to identify you beyond question. I imagine your local parish priests will find it all very amusing. Plus, of course, one or two selected press outlets.

    Then we will see who has the last laugh.

    See you in the headlines, Gene.

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  2. FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR SOUL AND MINE DON'T ATTEMPT THIS DELIA.

    Destroying my life will do nothing but bring misery to your life.

    This is exactly how Detterling behaved. And where did it get him?

    Kind regards,

    GENE

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  3. "Destroying your life" will feel like honouring Detterling in the best possible way. The thing he loathed about you most of all was your hypocrisy - the pietistic, canting religiosity belied by the dirty-minded viciousness of the filth you posted about him, and your barefaced theft of the works of great writers that enabled you to maintain your ridiculous fantasy of being a published author.

    And as for "destroying your life", stop striking melodramatic attitudes. You will become the laughing stock you richly deserve to be, the dozens of people who found your bombast and self-regard insufferable will enjoy your humiiliation, and a lot of people whose regard for you is essential to your self-esteem will despise you as you deserve to be despised.

    You are plainly pissing yourself with fright at the thought of what I am going to do next, and after that I will make my peace with God like my husband. And he will sleep easier for knowing that I, whom he loved and cherished so much, was the one to drop you from a great height into the midden of your two-faced nastiness.

    Detterling had two favourite sayings: one from Longfellow: "The mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceeding small"; and the other from one of his favourite films - "you fucked with the wrong marine".

    Which pretty much describes the course of your life over the next week or two. My son and I are going away on August 4th, and before then I will arrange for a postal drop to reach your neck of the woods during the following week. It'll be fun.

    As for your insult to Detterling's memory, where it got him is where it will get you, me and all of us in the end: six feer of earth. That you manage to maintain your childish fantasies about heaven and hell is a mark of your infantile spirituality. The notion of eternal reward and punishment is for christians who never grew up, like you.

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  4. Delia don't do anything rash. I will contact you again tomorrow.

    Kind regards,

    GENE

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    1. No you won't contact me, because you can't. I am reading no more of your crap.

      You are for it.

      You have forty-eight hours to take this blog down - PERMANENTLY,

      If it is still accessible at 24.00 on Friday 16th July your life will not be worth living shortly thereafter.

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  5. Delia please don't do anything hasty. We can work this out.
    I'll get back to you.

    Kind regards,

    GENE

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  6. Hold fire Delia. Been driving all day. Very tired. Will get back to you tomorrow.

    Kind regards,

    GENE

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  7. Rest assured, Bobby, I am not "doing anything hasty". And I have "worked this out" to my satisfaction, which is all that matters to me, and only what matters to me matters now.
    And you can't "get back to me": since I closed the old gmail account - you have no way of badgering and pestering me as you used to badger and pester poor old Detterling. So in terms of communication I have you - what's the phrase again? oh, got it - over a barrel.

    Anyway just to let you know that I have been compiling an address list of people in your neck of the woods who are going to be treated to the lowdown on Gene Vincent - screenshots, emails, pictures, everything that made Gene's Musings a byword for filth and nonsense, and will make your name stink the length and breadth of west London, and give enormous pleasure to the large number of people who despise you.

    So far the list includes Nicholas Schofield, Matthew Heslin, Angela Atkins, Paolo Bagini, Tony Corish Mrs M. O'Grady, Mr L Bolger, Mr P Marsh, Dr. J. Lee, Mr. J. Price, Mr. J. Miley, Mrs. T. Sattar, Mrs. S. Thompson, Ms. E. Meade and Mrs T Doyle, but this will, in the next two weeks, be bulked out to cover all the Catholic churches and schools in your area who might have heard of you.
    And at that point the shit will hit the fan, as dear old Detters used to say, and, as he also used to say, you will have only yourself to thank.
    I look forward to watching this with great delight. As i write this I see it is 2150, which makes it two hours and ten minutes before you run simultaneously out of time and luck.
    As Detterling also used to say, revenge is a dish which people of taste prefer to eat cold.
    On which note I will sign off for the last time, and wish myself "bon appetit".

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  8. This is downright evil. Very distressing. And it will backfire on you as all evil does.

    You'll be hearing from me.


    GENE

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  9. ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU MENTION WILL RECOGNISE ME IMMEDIATELY.

    It it total evil and malice to contemplate doing such a thing.

    GENE

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  10. "ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU MENTION WILL RECOGNISE ME IMMEDIATELY."

    OF COURSE they will, you silly SOD. That's the whole bloody POINT. Are you thick or what? Detterling tried for years to overcome your evil with good, and look what happened to him. So now I am resolved to overcome your evil with evil. Suck it up, twat.

    "It it total evil and malice to contemplate doing such a thing."

    I leave it to God to judge me; the judgement of a malicious and evil little sod like you is a complete irrelevance.

    Take this blog down, NOW, or prepare to live what remains of your life as a laughing stock, with what reputation you still have totally destroyed.

    Apart from your bogus religiosity and your self righteeousness. Detterling hated a third thing about tou - the relentless, boneheaded obstinacy with which you went on defending the indefensible. As I have seen he did so often, I reduce your choices to a simple either/or:

    [a] TAKE THIS BLOG DOWN NOW, AND NEVER BRING IT BACK;

    or

    [B] FACE THE FACT THAT TONY CORISH AND THE GOVERNORS OT THE DOUAY SCHOOL WILL HAVE SOME VERY INTERESTING MAIL NEXT WEEK.

    No mercy, Gene: you showed Detterling none, and so you can expect none.

    I shall try to log on to this blog at 1400 GMT tomorrow. If I can do so because it is still open, then I will cycle round to post the letter on my our tray now in the pillar box addressed to Tony Corish. And shortly after that the shit will hit the fan.

    Face it Gene, you are fucked. Deal with it.

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  11. Good morning Gene. We can't wait for the return of the Friday Night Club in September. What will they make of Delia over a barrel? We anticipate some side-spliting banter.

    Mr & Mrs Anonymous
    Torquay

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