Reposted from March 2022. What a laugh!
Monday 28 March 2022
DETTERLING'S DESERT ISLAND DISCS
Rolf Harris ...
Two Little Boys
The Sex Pistols ...
The Lark Ascending
Emmerson, Lake and Palmer ...
The Curse of Baba Yaga From Mussourky's 'Pictures at an Exhibition'
Paul Gascoigne ... Wor Geordie's lost his Penga
Rev Ian Paisley ...
A selection of recordings of Rev Ian Paisley's speeches delivered in his 'Save Ulster from Sodomy' campaign
BOOK CHOICE
Granny Barkes Fell in Woolworths
Luxury
A print of any painting by Jack Vettriano
Tee! Hee! Hee! Chortle! Chortle!
"The Sex Pistols ...
ReplyDeleteThe Lark Ascending"
Ha! Ha! Ha! We love it Gene.
Mr & Mrs Anonymous
Torquay
Pathetic. About as funny as diarrhoea.
DeleteNow here's something funny:
"I say, I say, I say! Gene "Cafeteria Catholic" Vincent should be excommunicated!"
"What's that you say? Gene "Cafeteria Catholic" Vincent should be excommunicated?"
"I cerainly do!"
"So why should Gene "Cafeteria Catholic" Vincent should be excommunicated?"
"Because he used artificial contraception to limit the size of his family - badoom-tish!"
"Tara-ching! But I say, I say, I say!"
"What do you say?"
"I heard it was because he only shagged Marianne three times because he was pissed out of his head most of the time!!"
"He doesn't wish to know that! Kindly leave the Douay Martyrs!!"