I had a very erotic dream about Delia last night. She appeared as a dominatrix wielding a cat 'o' nine tails. 

She asked me if I had been having any impure thoughts. I admitted that I had been fantasing about her on her hands and knees wearing only black fishnet stockings. 

"You naughty man," she said. She then whacked me eight times across the backside with her cat 'o' nine tails.