How about starting the New Year with some politically incorrect jokes?

Busty lady on the Benny Hill Show:

I give tit for tat

Benny Hill:

Well here's tat

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

McTavish, on a free trip to the Las Vegas casinos, had spent the entire two dollars he had brought along without winning a cent.
Thoroughly disgusted, he stalked off to visit the gents and discovered that he needed 20 cents to use one of the cubicles.
A man standing nearby gave him the necessary coin, but just as McTavish was about to use it he spotted someone leaving, so he grabbed the door before it slammed shut and got in for free.
And so, with a spare 20 cents to spend, he returned to the machines and had a final fling.
And wouldn't you know it? He scored the $10,000 jackpot!
McTavish was ecstatic. "If it hadnae been for yon laddie I'd no ha' won," he exclaimed, "The mon deserves to be rewarded - I'll give him his twenty cents back.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Have you heard the one about the Irishman who broke into a betting shop? He lost £500.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

How can you tell that you have been burgled by gays? Because all the cushions have been rearranged and there's a quiche in the oven.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!