Okay Detterling. I accept these terms...
I have given this much thought. Several considerations have influenced my decision. Principally that you are an old man of eighty. I don't want to give you any stress in your advanced years.
This year the only name mentioned on my Christmas card to you will be Detterling. No mention will be made of Delia, Sebastian, Cuthbert, Lucretia or Ffiona.
I do hope that you reciprocate and commit to never again threatening to expose me to third parties. It is unmanly and bottlejob territory. Have I ever threatened you with such? Of course not. I am too much of a man.
Gene you are a compassionate and magnanimous man. In the circumstance you have treated Detterling with a generosity he does not deserve.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope this is the end of him threatening you with exposure. This is plain yellowbellied bottlejob territory.
In addition he was planning to send out such inappropriate material to, for example, Ms Atkins. A description of a man mounting a lady from behind Doggy-style. And also send out dimensions of a man's male member. Outrageous!
Mary Winterbourne
Hear! Hear! Mary.
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Anonymous4 December 2024 at 08:22: Detterling I would like to take you up on the suggestion that I meet your grand daughters. I am sure they are delightful.
I would like to give them the low down on the man their grandad really is. GENE
Anonymous4 December 2024 at 10:34: You sick, grubby, leering bastard. The Gregg Wallace of failed authors.
Anonymous4 December 2024 at 11:35: Hey! It was you who brought up the subject of my meeting with your grand daughters! GENE
Anonymous4 December 2024 at 14:40: You sick, grubby, leering bastard. The Gregg Wallace of failed authors.
[TWO]: Also remove these two posts from the "Britain is no longer a Christian Country thread now on the front page of this blog:
Anonymous4 December 2024 at 11:29: Read the above article Detterling. It so pertinent to the Godless pinko-liberals of your ilk. GENE
Anonymous4 December 2024 at 13:02: Detters I have decided to name your grand daughters: the older one Lucretia and the younger one Ffiona. GENE
Do so.
Now.