OVERHEARD IN HARRIS & HOOLE...
(An occasional feature)
3rd May 2026
Myself, Mary Winterbourne, Tony of the Big Saloon and Frances 'Fanny' Dango got together this afternoon in Harris & Hoole.
MARY WINTERBOURNE: Gene I see Detterling is still breathing fire against you. He is threatening to set A.N. Wilson to take legal action against you.
GENE: Yes Mary. I am not concerned. This will never happen. Detterling knows that I have two deadly trump cards up my sleeve. If I use either of them against him the sky will fall on his head. Detterling is all bluff and bluster.
MARY WINTERBOURNE: I see that he and Delia have gone on retreat to Corrymeela.
GENE: Yes a place that's not for me. I can hear Kumbayah being sung around the campfire.
FRANCES 'FANNY' DANGO: Oh! dear. How uncool.
GENE:
ASSISTED SUICIDE
IT SHALL NEVER BE
NOT IN MERRIE ENGLAND
LAND OF THE FREE.