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Recently I had occasion to prepare my gravestone epitaph:
GENE...
Educator, Novelist,
Humanitarian and Humorist
- TO KNOW HIM WAS TO LOVE HIM -
Rest in Peace
....... But while I am still walking the earth do not hesitate to contact me at:
bobbyslingshot8@gmail.com
Monday, 2 December 2024
Jacob Rees-Mogg tells Nigel Farage that he believes Detterling's memoirs will be published posthumously...
Detterling remember what happened to Anonymous of Northwood. He threatened to dish the dirt on me over something that happened back in 2001. I silenced him and how! "Mr Craddock will speak to you now."
I remember only too well, "Mr Craddock" - and I remember how disgusted I was at the time - not only a blackmailer, but a shit who boasts about being a blackmailer.
Unfortunately for you, the facts that you used to blackmail me are now redundant as the people involved are dead, which is why I have now come back to haunt you.
Mr Detterling, if you are reading this, then please email me at the address you used all those years ago. The dirt I can dish on Robert Willoughby [redacted] hasn't gone out of date.
The mills of God grind slowly, Mr Craddock, but they grind exceeding small.
We can just imagine the conversation:
ReplyDeleteJacob Rees-Mogg: I hear Detterling's memoirs may be published posthumously.
Nigel Farage: Ha! Ha! Ha! It's the way you tell 'em Jacob.
Mr& Mrs Anonymous
Torquay
Detterling remember what happened to Anonymous of Northwood.
ReplyDeleteHe threatened to dish the dirt on me over something that happened back in 2001. I silenced him and how! "Mr Craddock will speak to you now."
GENE
I remember only too well, "Mr Craddock" - and I remember how disgusted I was at the time - not only a blackmailer, but a shit who boasts about being a blackmailer.
DeleteUnfortunately for you, the facts that you used to blackmail me are now redundant as the people involved are dead, which is why I have now come back to haunt you.
Mr Detterling, if you are reading this, then please email me at the address you used all those years ago. The dirt I can dish on Robert Willoughby [redacted] hasn't gone out of date.
The mills of God grind slowly, Mr Craddock, but they grind exceeding small.
Anonymous of Northwood.
"Unfortunately for you, the facts that you used to blackmail me are now redundant..."
ReplyDeleteOh! no they are not! Don't you wish they were!
Gene
Detterling I would like to take you up on the suggestion that I meet your grand daughters. I am sure they are delightful.
ReplyDeleteI would like to give them the low down on the man their grandad really is.
GENE
You sick, grubby, leering bastard. The Gregg Wallace of failed authors.
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