Cherished moments in the married life of Delia and Detterling...

Delia: You you are a Protestant aren't you Detters?

Detterling: Well no Delia, I think it's more nuanced than that. 

Delia: You accept the 39 Articles don't you?

Detterling: Well, yes  Delia.

Delia: Ergo you are a Protestant. End of story.