Thursday 19 May 2022

 Detterling my proposal is this...


I have someone I would like to appoint as intermediary and arbitrator. She is Mary Winterbourne, a retired teacher in her sixties. She had been a good friend of the Church of England Busy-body. I often meet her at my mid-morning coffee break in Harris & Hoole cafe in Uxbridge High Street.

She is an experienced counsellor and works as a volunteer for the Samaritans.

Mary W is a totally honourable person and I know she will do her best to bring about a fair and honest settlement between us.

I can provide her email address if you wish to proceed.

The ball is in your court Detterling.


GENE

26 comments:

  1. PULL THE OTHER ONE, GENE, IT'S GOT BELLS ON...

    Did you REALLY think I would believe this ludicrous story? Mary Winterbourne, forsooth; "ball in my court", my foot. Don't insult my intelligence EVER AGAIN, or you will make a bad situation immeasurably worse.

    Get this, Gene, get it now and get it good:

    [a] I don't believe a word of this, so don't bother confecting fictional postings from "Mary Winterbourne" to follow up this ridiculous yarn.

    [b] I have no interest whatsoever in negotiating anything with you, and even if "Mary Winterbourne" existed, and we did negotiate, you would rat on any agreement that was made the mornent it suited you to do so. You always have ratted in the past, because you are, simply a rat.

    [c] The matter is very simple. The only thing that will prevent my proceeding with my plan to expose this blog to the Catholic community of Uxbridge in particular and the Westminster Diocese in general is its immediate and permanent removal.
    It really could not be simpler.

    If you attempt any more negotation this exposure will happen within seventy two hours. This persistent whining, bleating and pleading is beginnning to annoy me, and if bringing your ruin forward is the way to stop it, then you have asked for it.

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  2. " I don't believe a word of this, so don't bother confecting fictional postings from "Mary Winterbourne" to follow up this ridiculous yarn. "

    Why don't you believe it?

    I feel very sad this morning.

    Evil never triumphs. You will not get away with your nefarious plans.

    GENE

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  3. "Why don't you believe it?"
    [a] because you are a proven liar, and there is absolutely no reason to suppose that you have now started telling the truth;
    [b] because if "Mary Winterbourne" existed, her position as arbitrator would entail her reading the perverted filth you have written about my wife, and also your having to own it and justify it, neither of which you would want or be able to do; moreover, no-one on their right senses could see it as anything else but perverted filth;
    [b] because this whole scheme reeks of a swindle. You provide an email address or other contact details for "Mary Winterbourne" and I write to "her", whilst all the time it is actually you pretenting to be her, and twisting the "arbitration" in your favour, just as you have sustained the lie of Mr and Mrs Anonymous of Torquay for years;
    [c] because there is nothing to arbitrate. You have persistently and maliciously written perverted fllth about the wife and son I love most dearly, and there are no shades of grey or alternative points of view to be explored: you have behaved evilly, and the punishment of your exposure is condign reward for that.

    As you say, evil never triumphs; and the Catholic community of Uxbridge and the diocese of Westminster, once they know the extent of your vile dirty-mindedness and malicious nastiness, will see what you have done is evil. It will be interesting to see what kind of penitence and restitution your confessor will require you to make.

    As for my nefarious plans, there is no way in which the material can be traced back to me, as no electronic media will be used, so no electronic fingerprints will exist. Good old snail mail, posted from a variety of British locations, will ensure that there will be no comeback.

    Finally, I repeat, the matter is very simple. The only thing that will prevent my proceeding with my plan to expose this blog to the Catholic community of Uxbridge in particular and the Westminster Diocese in general is its immediate and permanent removal.

    If you attempt any more negotation, or come up with any more ridiculous schemes like "Mary Winterbourne", this exposure will happen within seventy two hours. This persistent whining, bleating and pleading is beginnning to annoy me, and if bringing your ruin forward is the way to stop it, then so be it.

    The ball is not only in your court but also up your capacious bum.

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  4. I think that I shall add a new frontispiece to the collection of screenshots, copies and email transcriptions currently being assembled, as follows:

    THE QUESTIONS THAT GENE VINCENT CANNOT ANSWER:

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with your love of pornography?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with publishing filth about fucking and buggering other men's wives?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with claiming to have fathered children on other men's wives?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with writing filthy lies about having sex with a good Christian woman who belongs to the same church as you do?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with your well attested predilection for groping and pawing vulnerable young women to gratify your grubby sexual fantasies?

    and when are you going to publish the EVIDENCED date, place and verdict of the "inquest" on "Myrtle Thornberry's" "suicide" at the hands of "the clique" - or admit at last that you made the whole thing up?

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  5. GENE HAS GONE MISSING

    Just to alert everyone that Gene has gone missing. He is not replying to phone calls, texts or emails. I was along to Harris & Hoole cafe in Uxbridge High Street this morning but no one has seen or heard from him for two days.

    As we know he has been under tremendous stress from this evil plot that Detterling is threatening to carry out.

    If you read this Gene, we all love you. Please get in contact.

    Mary Winterbourne

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  6. Not only nonsensical but ineptly nonsensical, Gene. "No one has seen or heard from him for two days." Not so, as this post you made only twenty six hours ago shows:
    " Anonymous 20 May 2022 at 00:51 "I don't believe a word of this, so don't bother confecting fictional postings from "Mary Winterbourne" to follow up this ridiculous yarn. " Why don't you believe it? I feel very sad this morning. Evil never triumphs. You will not get away with your nefarious plans. GENE"

    You are making an absolute fool of yourself, Gene, with these desperate lies. Give up and take you blog down now, and all of this will go away for so long as your blog stays down.

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  7. Very callous Mr Detterling. We are all very worried about Gene. None of his friends have seen or heard from him for two days. That he has posted on here doesn't change that.

    Gene if you read this please get in touch. We all love you. Your blog will never be closed down.

    Mary W

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  8. Come off it, Gene. If someone goes missing, his friends don't write about it on his blog. They call the police.

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  9. On the other hand...to be on the safe side, it could be a good idea to alert someone in authority to the situation if Gene doesn't surface in the next two hours. I will be going shopping at 19.45 and will be back at around 21.30. If Gene hasn't surfaced and posted to this blog by then, I will telephone Father Nicholas Schofield [priest at Our Lady of Lourdes and St Michael's] Father Matt Heslin and his Deacon Reg Abrahams at St Bernadette's, and ask them to forward details of the situation to whoever is currently priest at St Francis's Church in Denham. The chances are that one of these gentlemen will know Gene and be able to suggest where he might be licking his wounds. At the same time I could perhaps invite them all to have a look at Gene, a voice in the wilderness so that they can get a handle on the situation and maybe contact "Marianne" to see if there is any further news. Come to think of it, if Frs Schofield and Heslin are agreeable, I might ask them if they would like to arbitrate the situation.After all, if anyone is used to dealing with the whole business of mediation, repentance and atonement, it must be a Catholic priest.

    Any thoughts?

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  10. Well, a piece of luck for you, Gene: both Fr Schofield's, Fr Heslin's and Deacon Abrahams's phones simply went to message, and I didn't think this was the kind of subject to broach at second hand. Anyway, I'll try again about this time tomorrow, when their busiest day of the week is over.

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  11. THE QUESTIONS THAT GENE VINCENT CANNOT ANSWER:

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with your love of pornography?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with publishing filth about fucking and buggering other men's wives?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with claiming to have fathered children on other men's wives?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with writing filthy lies about having sex with a good Christian woman who belongs to the same church as you do?

    when are you going to tell us how you reconcile your Christian faith with your well attested predilection for groping and pawing vulnerable young women to gratify your grubby sexual fantasies?

    and when are you going to publish the EVIDENCED date, place and verdict of the "inquest" on "Myrtle Thornberry's" "suicide" at the hands of "the clique" - or admit at last that you made the whole thing up?

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  12. Right, Gene: I think you have spent enough time in the ducking stool.

    Firstly, I promise that I will not, as I indicated last night, in the posts timed at 10.28 and 14.05, telephone Frs Schofield and Heslin or Deacon Abrahams and invite them to inspect this blog, either this evening or at any other time.

    Secondly, I also promise to suspend indefinitely the plan I both have in place and have prepared, even down to addressing the envelopes, to expose your authorship of this blog to the local Uxbridge and Westminster diocesan Catholic community.

    The first of these promises is unconditional, not least because using the telephone is quite possibly insecure and therefore carries a personal risk to me; the second is not.

    I will keep this promise on three conditions:

    [a] that you take down your blog at midnight tonight for a period of seven days, until midnight on Sunday, May 29th. During those seven days you will cleanse your blog of

    [i] all posts about my wife, my family or me, or purporting to be written by my wife, my family or me;
    [ii] all pictures, whether photographs, drawings or paintings, purporting to be of my wife, my family or me;
    [iii] all references, whether written or pictorial, to TES Opinion, and in particular the TES Opinion "Clique".

    [b] that you will never again publish any material of any kind which refers to my wife, my family or me.

    [c] that the first post in your re-opened blog will contain
    [i] a withdrawal of the accusation that the TES Opinion "Clique" caused the suicide of the fictional music teacher "Myrtle Thornberry";
    [ii] an acknowledgement that you invented the whole story;
    [iii] an unconditional apology for having both made and persisted in the accusation.

    These conditions are, I think, as reasonable as you could possibly expect them to be in the circumstances, and because of that they are not negotiable in any way.

    Should you ever transgress condition [b], or modify, withdraw or qualify condition [c] or any portion of it, then my plan to expose you to the Catholic community of Uxbridge and the Westminster Diocese will be put into action with no further notice.

    Likewise, should you attempt to negotiate these conditions, or fail to carry them out to the letter, then my plan will, once again, be put into action with no further notice.


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  13. Gene, you have email at bobbyslingshot@gmail.com

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  14. RELAX EVERYONE. GENE HAS BEEN IN CONTACT!

    Gene has been in touch with me, Tony of the Big Saloon, Ducky Duckworth et al. He is in Brighton staying at the Royal Albion Hotel.

    He has of course been under tremendous stress and needed to be on his own to think things through. He wows that he will never yield to blackmail. He will return to Uxbridge on Monday 30th May.

    Detterling blackmail is ugly and evil. Didn't Dante consign blackmailers to the lower regions of hell. Detterling if you carry on like this your destiny is the bottomless pit.

    Mary Winterbourne

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    1. Gene, why do you persist in these ridiculous fictions? Your problem is that your poverty-stricken lexis betrays you time after time. "Detterling if you carry on like this your destiny is the bottomless pit" is one of a number of feeble blusters to which you resort when you have nothing left to say. Piss off and grow up.

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  15. As far as the future is concerned, you will either carry out the following conditions to the letter or face the consequences. I have altered the relevant dates but everything else remains the same. I am not impressed by, nor do I believe a word of, this lame wankery. As follows:

    Firstly, I promise that I will not,elephone Frs Schofield and Heslin or Deacon Abrahams and invite them to inspect this blog.

    Secondly, I also promise to suspend indefinitely the plan I both have in place and have prepared, even down to addressing the envelopes, to expose your authorship of this blog to the local Uxbridge and Westminster diocesan Catholic community.

    The first of these promises is unconditional, the second is not. I will keep this promise on three conditions:

    [a] that you take down your blog at midnight on Monday May 30th for a period of seven days, until midnight on Sunday, June 5th . During those seven days you will cleanse your blog of

    [i] all posts about my wife, my family or me, or purporting to be written by my wife, my family or me;
    [ii] all pictures, whether photographs, drawings or paintings, purporting to be of my wife, my family or me;
    [iii] all references, whether written or pictorial, to TES Opinion, and in particular the TES Opinion "Clique".

    [b] that you will never again publish any material of any kind which refers to my wife, my family or me.

    [c] that the first post in your re-opened blog will contain

    [i] a withdrawal of the accusation that the TES Opinion "Clique" caused the suicide of the fictional music teacher "Myrtle Thornberry";
    [ii] an acknowledgement that you invented the whole story;
    [iii] an unconditional apology for having both made and persisted in the accusation.

    These conditions are, I think, as reasonable as you could possibly expect them to be in the circumstances.
    They are not negotiable in any way.

    Should you ever transgress condition [b], or modify, withdraw or qualify condition [c] or any portion of it, then my plan to expose you to the Catholic community of Uxbridge and the Westminster Diocese will be put into action with no further notice.

    Likewise, should you attempt to negotiate these conditions, or fail to carry them out to the letter, then my plan will, once again, be put into action with no further notice.

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    1. I'm sure Gene will regard this as complete and utter bollocks!

      Mary Winterbourne

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  16. What you make of it, Gene, is up to you and neither here nor there; bluster will get you nowhere, in the same way that the ridiculous charade of the last week has produced no results.

    Was I meant to think that you had ended it all in the Grand Union Canal [chance would be a fine thing]? that you had finally had the nervous breakdown your narcissistic personality disorder has been heading towards for years? that Marianne had finally seen sense and thrown you out?

    No, Gene: you did what you always do when you are comprehensively defeated - metaphorically running away, hiding and hoping it would go away like the gutless poltroon you are.

    I have had enough of your malice, spite, lies, hypocrisy and nastiness and, having uncovered your Achilles heel - your terror of being exposed to the genuine Roman Catholics of Uxbridge and the Westminster Diocese - I intend to exploit it to the full. It is past time that Fr Schofield, Fr Heslin and Deacon Abrahams knew just what a sleasy, grubby hypocrite receives the Host from them each week. I wonder what penance will be required of you for the groping and pawing of nubile women at Douay Martyrs, and all the rest of your shabby sexual shenanigans in print on this blog?

    Deal with it Gene: you are fucked, and you know it.

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    1. ' ...and all the rest of your shabby sexual shenanigans in print on this blog?'

      Writes the man who once emailed Gene a photograph of Delia's anus.

      Mary Winterbourne

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  17. Thst is a lie.

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  18. It was a photograph copied from an anatomy textbook as you well know, you filthy little sod. Still, one more piece of evidence of your lying, prurient hypocrisy. Keep them coming, Gene, and keep building the bonfire you are sitting on. I have the matches ready. You have until midnight tomorrow to do as you are told.

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    1. When Gene returns from Brighton I will get him to verify that this was a photo of Delia.

      How could you have done this Detterling?

      Mary Winterbourne

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  19. Gene, you are not even kidding yourself but, as usual, having perpetrated a stupid lie about the fictitious Mary Winterbourne, you cannot think of a way out of it, And given that "Delia" is a figment of your rancid imagination, and given that your grubby sexual fantasies about her are equally imaginary, this post once again proves that you are becoming progressively more demented. Just get on with what you have been instructed to do, and you may, just, excape the ruin you so richly deserve. You are starting to irritate me, and it is very unwise of you to do that.

    I will not engage with any more of this stupidity. If you don't get on with disinfecting the literary shithouse that is your blog by next Tuesday morning, the shit in it will hit the fan and you will end up covered in.

    You can continue with this ridiculous crap if you like, but I will neither read it nor respond to it.

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    1. "I will not engage with any more of this stupidity."

      Ha! Ha! Ha! When the going gets tough Detterling gets going!
      And the going has certainly got tough now. Detterling revealed to have sent out such an intimate photo of Delia!!!

      Things have taken an ominous turn for you Detters.

      Mr & Mrs Anonymous
      Torquay

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  20. Detterling of the priests and deacons from the Uxbridge area that you mention I know only one: Fr Nicholas Schofield. Fr Nicholas is a very well-educated man. He read History at Exeter College, Oxford. He then, in studying for the priesthood, read Philosophy at the Angelicum University in Rome and read Theology at the Gregorian University also in Rome.

    Does this sound like the sort of man who would waste time on reading nutcase correspondence?

    Mary Winterbourne

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  21. RE THIS PHOTO

    Gene will be back today and no doubt he will clarify about this photo that is under dispute.

    My recollections are as follows:

    Back in the summer of 2019 Gene, I and Tony of the Big Saloon were having coffee in Harris & Hoole cafe in Uxbridge High Street. Gene switched on his laptop to check his emails. His face went ashen and he clasped his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Oh my God!". "What's the matter Gene?" asked Tony.
    Gene replied, " Oh my God! Detterling has sent me a photo of Delia's asshole" Gene then placed the laptop screen in front of us so we could see the photo.

    To say that Tony and I were shocked to the core would be an understatement.

    Mary Winterbourne

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