METHINKS THIS NEEDS REPOSTING. IT'S HILARIOUS!
Wednesday, 14 July 2021
I HAVE YOU OVER A BARREL DELIA...
Delia your comment has been removed as it is extremely nasty and breaks all the blog terms and conditions.
Such comment will not be tolerated.
I am the webmaster and I will see to that.
So, I have you over a barrel Delia - and what a titilating thought that is!
Tee! Hee! Hee! What larks Delia!
Delia Detterling over a barrel
GENE
Postscript:
Delia I have just had to take a cold shower. Seeing you over a barrel with the prospect of mounting you from behind Doggy-style proved too much for a red-blooded boy like me.
I have had enough of your perverted taunting, sneering and dirty-minded bullying. I am putting together a selection of screenshots from this blog, including the filth you have published about my wife and son, your forged correspondence from Clive James and Richatd Dawkins, a selection of falsehoods about your "literary work" and your attestation to your groping and pawing of young females throughout your teaching career. This will be posted to the Westminster Record and to all the Catholic priests in the Uxbrudge and Hillingdon area, with all the evidence I possess as to your identity. With any luck, one of these recipients will pursue you in order to avoid the national scandal that will envelop the Catholic Church if the material is posted to the mainstream press.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye, Robert Willoughby Kennedy, you disgusting human being.
You will do this at your peril Detters. You will be identified in nanoseconds.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes,
GENE
No I won't, because no electronic or social media will be involved. Everything will be printed out, and posted first class and anonymously. Posting from N-u-T will narrow it down to half a million suspects.
DeleteAnd the envelopes will bear a superscription - perhaps "Richard Dawkins to convert to Catholicism - official", or "Clive James speaks from beyond the grave" or some other sensational story to ensure that the recipients open them.
And the next sound anyone will hear will be the shit hitting the fan.
Goodbye, Robert Willoughby Kennedy, you disgusting human being
Loosen up Detters. Have you never heard of rip-roaring, rollicking good fun? What larks Detters!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes,
Gene
Oh fuck off.
ReplyDeleteDetters on second thoughts I may have been to flippant in my replies.
ReplyDeletePlease do not go ahead with your plans - you will ruin me, but you will also ruin yourself.
How about I offer you the opportunity to become associate editor on here?
Also I will offer you the opportunity to review on here GRANNY BARKES FELL IN WOOLWORTH'S when it comes out.
Best wishes,
GENE
No, Gene, you can't get away with removing comments so that it looks as if the last word in this matter is yours. Devious, nasty and lying to the last, eh, Gene,
ReplyDeleteI would be happy to ruin myself if I took a lying, nasty, vicious little shit like you with me.
As for your offers, why don't you grow up and fuck off?
I wouldn't demean myself by associating either with this heap of plagiarised shite or your demented fantasies about being a writer, and still less your squalid, dirty minded sexual fantasies. Nor will I associate myself with a pervert who victimises young women by pawing and groping them. [I imagine Nicholas Schofield, Angela Atkins, Matthew Heslin, Noel Verissimo, Jill Rhodes, Reg Abrahams, and everyone at the Church of St Francis will be particularly interested in that last one].
When are you going to avandon this demented fantasy about the publication of Granny Barkes Fell in Woolworths? No-one in their right senses is going to pay you to publish three pages of your illiterate crap. You have called yourself a "professional full time writer" for six years, and in that time you have written fuck all.
As for your arse-licking best wishes, stick them up your own arse.
Brace yourself for the worst, Gene.
Firstly Detters I did not remove your comment. This must have been done for some infringement by Blogger.
ReplyDeleteI admit I am very worried. The consequences of what you are proposing to do are too awful to think about.
Surely we can reach some accommodation?
I look forward to your suggestions.
Best wishes,
Gene
DON'T LIE TO ME and hide behind Blogger, you pathetic little shitehawk.
ReplyDeleteAs to your being worried, I am delighted to hear it. You should be worried, you have a great deal to be worried about . By the end of the month your name will be mud.
Brace yourself for the worst time of your life, a time bad beyond your worst imaginings. Because Nicholas Schofield, Angela Atkins, Matthew Heslin, Noel Verissimo, Jill Rhodes, Reg Abrahams, and everyone at the Church of St Francis Uxbridge are just the start; the local West London press and the Westminster Record are bound to have a stringer who would pass on the story about Richard Dawkins to the national press, and shortly after that the national press will be beating your door down, and I don't suppose Dawkins himself will take your impersonation of him lying down either.
The only accommodation I am prepared to accept is the immediate and permaenent removal of this blog.
Detters hold fire. I have a proposal that I need some time to work on. It could resolve everything.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes,
GENE
Absolutely not, Gene.
DeleteSquirm, bleat and wriggle all you want, but I am not backing down this time. I have had enough of your cruelty, lies, leering dirty-mindedness and grubby nastiness. You set out to cause me pain by demeaning with your filth and perverted sneering the person who has for twenty years made sense of my life. And you have done it for the last time.
By the end of the month your name will be mud.
Brace yourself for the worst time of your life, a time bad beyond your worst imaginings. Because Nicholas Schofield, Angela Atkins, Matthew Heslin, Noel Verissimo, Jill Rhodes, Reg Abrahams, and everyone at the Church of St Francis Uxbridge are just the start; the local West London press and the Westminster Record are bound to have a stringer who would pass on the story about Richard Dawkins to the national press, and shortly after that the national press will be beating your door down, and I don't suppose Dawkins himself will take your impersonation of him lying down either.
The only accommodation I am prepared to accept is the immediate and permaenent removal of this blog.
NB the last sentence in the post above is the result of a cut and paste I inadvertently did twice. It is not, emphatically not, a proposal of any kind about a rapprochement.
ReplyDeleteNow you can fuck off.
You mean that you would not even accept the closing of my blog!
DeleteGENE
No. The closure of your blog will remove a noxious stink of perversion, lies, corruption and filth from the internet.
DeleteMy proposal involves the participation of a third party. At least hear me out.
ReplyDeleteI will contact you later. Please do not do anything rash.
Have a peaceful night Detters.
GENE
Gene, save your breath to cool your porridge. Nothing you can say will change my mind.
ReplyDeleteBy the end of the month your name will be mud.
Brace yourself for the worst time of your life, a time bad beyond your worst imaginings. Because Nicholas Schofield, Angela Atkins, Matthew Heslin, Noel Verissimo, Jill Rhodes, Reg Abrahams, and everyone at the Church of St Francis Uxbridge are just the start; the local West London press and the Westminster Record are bound to have a stringer who would pass on the story about Richard Dawkins to the national press, and shortly after that the national press will be beating your door down, and I don't suppose Dawkins himself will take your impersonation of him lying down either.
The only accommodation I am prepared to accept is the immediate and permaenent removal of this blog.
Like the appalling Boris Johnson, and the egregious Jeffrey Archer, you think that the rules of normal, decent, human behaviour apply to everyone but you. Well, as you will shortly find out, you are wrong.
And hear this: every time you plead for yet another negotiation on this matter, another name will be added to the circulation list of my material. So far I have added Vincent Nichols and Damian Thompson, who I imagine will make a rip-roaring comic column out of it.
The only accommodation I am prepared to accept is the immediate and permaenent removal of this blog. 4
Face it, Genem you are f*cked.
I am suffering a lot of stress over all this. It cannot be right to put anyone under such stress just because you don't want them to have freedom of speech. What you are planning is evil.
DeleteI shall get back to you with a proposal which will prove a solution to any reasonable person.
GENE
Stop bleating and whining about free speech, you despicable little man. When you use free speech to write perverted filth about a wonderful human being like my wife, you deserve to have it confiscated from you. You whinge about free speech, but I notice that you take care never to take responsibility for what you say - too much of a coward not to hide behind a pseudonym.
ReplyDeleteWhat I am going to do is simply to make you answer for the filth, lies and pain you have caused by writing as you do about my wife. It is a punishment that fits the crime, and although it will humiliate you, it is not evil. The evil is all yours.
"I shall get back to you with a proposal which will prove a solution to any reasonable person."
No, no, no, no, no. There is no negotiation available. English is a very simple language, what is your problem?
The only thing that will halt your humiliation and ruin is the immediate and permanent removal of this blog.