AN OPEN LETTER TO DETTERLING FROM HIS NEPHEW CUTHBERT...
Dear old Uncle Detters,
Please take Gene up on his offer. Can you imagine how delighted Lucretia and Ffiona will be?
And above all this kind gesture leading to peace between you and Gene.
Lucretia and Ffiona on the beach at Torquay
Your loving nephew,
Cuthbert
Wow! Detterling your grand daughters Lucretia and Ffiona are a pair of corkers.
ReplyDeleteGary Bandall
What a pitiful creature you are, Gene, desperately trying to goad me with this saloon bar dirty-mindedness. You try to soil my grand-daughters but you are the one who ends up soiled. Your punishment for being who you are is simply to be who you are and still think well of yourself. Deluded and nasty, you deserve every syllable of the humiliation that is under way.
ReplyDeleteDetters do I detect some wavering? My feeling is that you may be thinking that perhaps my proposal is a good one and may be worth exploring. Not only would Lucretia and Ffiona have a great time but all this may lead to peace.
ReplyDeleteGENE
Rather than consign my grand-daughters - or indeed anyone I love - to your care, Gene, I would rather arrange for them to be marooned indefinitely on a desert island with Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King, Harvey Weinstein, the prince Andrew, Gregg Wallace, Russell Brand and that eminent Roman Catholic and papal knight “Sir” Jimmy Saville.
Delete"Rather than consign my grand-daughters - or indeed anyone I love - to your care, Gene, I would rather arrange for them to be marooned indefinitely on a desert island with Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King, Harvey Weinstein, the prince Andrew, Gregg Wallace, Russell Brand and that eminent Roman Catholic and papal knight “Sir” Jimmy Saville."
DeleteVery, very nasty. Shall we bring to attention here something uncomfortable? Well, yes I think we shall. That evil organisation the P.I.E.
Question: Who campaigned against the P.I.E.?
Answer: Gene did.
Question: Who did not campaign against the P.I.E.?
Answer: Detterling did not.
There is no point in dignifying this demented drivel, the wet dream of a dirty-minded drunk, with a response.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Who campaigned against the P.I.E.?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Gene did.
Question: Who did not campaign against the P.I.E.?
Answer: Detterling did not.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
There is no point in dignifying this demented drivel, the wet dream of a dirty minded and imbecilically stupid drunk, with a response.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who equates the lack of demonstrable opposition to a way of life or social practice with unequivocal support for that way of life or social practice is too stupid to be worth engaging in discussion.
You have never demonstrated against the birching of young offenders: so obviously you must be in favour of it - thick as well as nasty.
I don't say you were ever in favour of the P.I.E. Nevertheless you didn't oppose it and this does not sit well with your throwing around such appalling allegations against my morality and good name. Including my good name in protesting against the existence of the evil P.I.E.
ReplyDeleteGENE
GENE
"Nevertheless you didn't oppose it and this does not sit well with your throwing around such appalling allegations against my morality and good name."
ReplyDeleteWhat appalling allegations?
What good name?
What morality? - the kind of morality that buggers other men's wives, gropes defenceless young woman and swanks about it?
Just as you claim not to have alleged my support for PIE, by the same token I have made no allegations against your morality and good name.
I simply stated a preference without giving any reasons for stating it, and because I know it has got under your skin, I will do a Gene Vincent, and punch the bruise I have created.
Rather than consign my grand-daughters - or indeed anyone I love - to your care, Gene, I would rather arrange for them to be marooned indefinitely on a desert island with Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King, Harvey Weinstein, the prince Andrew, Gregg Wallace, Russell Brand and that eminent Roman Catholic and papal knight “Sir” Jimmy Saville.
And my reasons for stating my preference are my own business and so I will mind it, and if you have any objections then you can stuff them up your arse along with the olive branch and the dove - mind your arsehole on that beak - and stop pretending to be a decent, benevolent human being. The only reason you went through the bogus rigmarole of "offering to make peace" was because you know that you have been shown up as the fake you are - a fake Catholic, a fake writer, a fake parent and a fake teacher.
You should thank God that you have no powers of introspection or self-examination: if ever you saw yourself as you are, as others see you, then you would die of shame.
Anyway, that's enough of my life wasted on Gene "Bogus" Vincent for now. Let the revelations commence, and a splendid time will be had by all...
"a fake teacher."
ReplyDeleteObviously you were not in the Good Yarn that night back in December 2016 when the celebration of my life as a teacher was held.
GENE
So you admit to being a fake Catholic and a fake writer, then.
DeleteReally Gene, you are so stupid that it's a shame to take the money...
Anyway, enough's enough. I have wasted enough of my time on you.
Just brace yourself - it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Goodnight, goodbye and fuck right off.
not to mention a fake parent. No doubt Mrs Vincent could tell us a tale on that score.
DeleteOnce more, and for the last time, goodnight, goodbye and fuck right off.