Would some of you like to read an excerpt from GRANNY BARKES FELL IN WOOLWORTH'S?
Methinks many of you would...
"Hold on, my door was hit too." ... Joe Worthington, Joe Worthington you'd sit till you'd rot ... Is this the extent of the art department? … Espresso coffee tastes mighty good … Come to the water fit a thank ye, fit a thank ye, fit a thank ye ... Dazed I stepped forward to be congratulated by Lord Erne ... He’s made egg nougat … Most postmen are dishonest and do steal money from envelopes ... Sam McVey ... I washed my hands in water; water never run, and I dried them in a towel that was neither wove nor spun ... And red breeches ... Here comes I Wee Devil Doubt, the pain within, the pain without ... Peeping round the door in the khaki there to see the old pair once again ... UVD? ... Hey! you guys you gotta wear ties ... When I was a lad so was me Dad ... Ta Ra Ra Bam, Ta Ra Ra Ching, Ta Ra Ra Bam, Ta Ra Ra ... 'Twas on a Sunday evening that Barlow's it was robbed: Mrs Barlow went down to the room to get a treacle scone, but when she saw the moneybox, the money it was gone ... Genitori, Genitoque Laus et jubilation ... Dowsey wee Tawbey ... We'll get away again ... He relies too much on his effing muscles ... The Protestant boys are loyal and true: they are in me eye says Donal Abu
Gene, nobody wanted to read it when you paid to have this published via the Amazon KPD system in December 2023 - BECAUSE IT'S CRAP.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone in their right senses want to read it now, now that the public has made its judgement clear?
127 copies sold in two and half years, with an Amazon Best Seller rate so spectacularly awful that you ordered it removed from the Amazon details when it passed the 6,000, 000 mark.
"Methinks" you are getting desperate...and in the meantime:
EIGHT DAYS AND COUNTING SINCE GENE TRIED TO CUDGEL A SINGLE PRINTABLE SENTENCE FROM HIS DRINK-ADDLED BRAIN TO MAKE GOOD HIS THREAT OF ATTACKING DETTERLING WITH A “DEVASTATING SATIRE” AS SWASHBUCKLING MULLIGAN.
THE RESULT?
TOTAL SILENCE.
THE REASON?
GENE VINCENT IS FUCKED.
More deafening silence from Gene “Swashfuckling Bullshittigan” Vincent, the man’s whose “devastating satire” proves, once and for all, that you can’t polish a turd.
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