MISSION STATEMENT ... To celebrate where it's deserved! ... To take the Michael out of institutions and individuals where it's deserved! ...
Recently I had occasion to prepare my gravestone epitaph:
GENE...
Educator, Novelist,
Humanitarian and Humorist
- TO KNOW HIM WAS TO LOVE HIM -
Rest in Peace
....... But while I am still walking the earth do not hesitate to contact me at:
bobbyslingshot8@gmail.com
Monday, 10 August 2026
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Swashbuckling Mulligan will strike on a day you know not. At an hour you know not.
The satire will be devastating.
There will be weeping and wailing and grinding of teeth.
Swashfuckling Bullshittigan is YOU, you drunken cretin, but it's just occurred to me why you pretend that it isn't.
It's because his writing is so terrible that even you, the man who wrote a trail-blazing "novel" that sold 124 copies in two years and was last seen at number 7, 427, 962 in the Amazon Best Sellers List - even you, the man who perpetrated that literary atrocity, are ashamed of owning authorship of Swashfuckling Bullshittigan's dreadful prose, "satire" that has all the impact of a wet fart.
Bring it on, you lame-brain fuckwit, and I will tear it to pieces.
Swashfuckling Bullshittigan is YOU, you drunken cretin, but it's just occurred to me why you pretend that it isn't.
ReplyDeleteIt's because his writing is so terrible that even you, the man who wrote a trail-blazing "novel" that sold 124 copies in two years and was last seen at number 7, 427, 962 in the Amazon Best Sellers List - even you, the man who perpetrated that literary atrocity, are ashamed of owning authorship of Swashfuckling Bullshittigan's dreadful prose, "satire" that has all the impact of a wet fart.
Bring it on, you lame-brain fuckwit, and I will tear it to pieces.
You pitiful creature, Gene.