Wednesday, 6 March 2024

 JUST TO SAY SORRY...


Detters, just to say how sorry I am that you have had all your reviews on Amazon removed and are banned from submitting any further reviews. I feel guilty - although I did not do anything wrong. I shall discuss this when I next go to confession. I go to confession monthly to a retired priest living out at Iver in Buckinghamshire.

I did not imagine that the penalty on you would be so severe. I know how much being banned from book-reviewing must mean to you.

So sorry,


GENE

6 comments:

  1. Fuck off, Gene. and stuff your apology up your arse: only you, after betraying your oft-bleated commitment to free speech, could sneak off to Amazon and have my truthful, well-composed and considered review of your dreadful book pulled. "I did nothing wrong", my arse. If you did nothing wrong, why are you apologising?

    I'll tell you why - because you are actually gloating, you verminous bastard.

    It is this kind of stomach-churning hypocrisy which makes you such a loathsome piece of shit, Gene. You went behind my back and, notwithstanding your endless bogus bleating about "free speech", knowingly and maliciously deprived me of my right to free speech, to say. what is true, that "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths" is a literary abortion.

    And then you compound this loathsome hypocrisy with this pretence at apology, when all you are doing is, in fact, gloating and, true to your despicable form, jeering and sneering. If you really meant your apology, you would write to Amazon telling them that they had over-reacted and withdraw the ban. But you won’t, because you are nasty all the way through.

    And if you really believed in free speech, you wouldn’t have sneaked off and had the review pulled, but you don’t. It is like everything else about you, especially your pretence at piety and committed Christian belief, as genuine as an eleven pound note.

    It is easier to strike liberal attitudes and, as now, posture as repentant whilst censoring those who speak the truth of your abysmal writing, and sneering up your sleeve, you revolting little turd.

    And worst of all, you expect me to believe your apology - an insult to the intelligence which deserves a good kicking.

    But never mind all that: your current behaviour is nothing out of the ordinary for a malicious little weasel like you, par for your disgusting course. I am more interested in these purported reviews of Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths.

    'Gene writes beautifully - something not always the case with authors of trail-blazing literary works.' [A.N. WILSON]

    'I was enthralled. A new star has shot into the literary firmament. [ARIANNA HUFFINGTON]

    When you are going to admit that you have made these reviews and their authors up?

    Make no mistake: I am going to keep on asking until you tell the truth.

    As for this:

    “Detterling, is there anything to stop you checking things out with the authors of these reviews?” I ask what is there to stop you printing the date and place of publication of these reviews, apart from the fact that you wrote both of them yourself?

    And please stop this ludicrous nonsense that there is such a person as Arianna Huffington-Puffington. We both know that there isn’t, and that Arianna Huffington nee Stassinopoulos is who you meant.

    Thank you too for your valuable suggestion that I report these impersonations to A N Wilson and Arianna Huffington. Both of them, I happen to know, are very jealous of their reputations, and Ms Huffington, in particular, is voraciously litigious. I will undoubtedly act on that suggestion in due course, perhaps using one of the Harris and Hoole clique as a pseudonym and pretending to serious concern about your mental health.

    As to when I might do this, who can tell? But if you don't withdraw and admit that you forged Mr Wilson's and Ms Huffington's reviews, I can see no other possible course of action. In which case 2024 will be a good year for something horrible to happen to you.

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  2. "all you are doing is, in fact, gloating"

    Gloating? Gene gloating? Never!

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    1. Oh fuck off, why don't you, you revolting little shit.

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    2. " all you are doing is, in fact, gloating" Gloating? Gene gloating? Never!"

      And there, in a sentence is the whole reason why you are such a disgusting human being and a disgrace to the Catholic Church.

      Outstandingly unpleasant people like you sneer, jeer, scoff and gloat about the results of their two-faced weaselly back-stabbing.

      But it takes a cunt like to preen himself on his jeering, scoffing and gloating.

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  3. Now let's establish first: which A.N. Wilson are we talking about? Andrew Norman Wilson or Aloysius Norbert Wilson?

    As for Arianna Huffington-Puffington ... well, she can sue me if she wishes. It will be great publicity for 'Granny Barkes Fell in Woolworth's'

    GENE

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  4. "And there, in a sentence is the whole reason why you are such a disgusting human being and a disgrace to the Catholic Church."

    I just wish there were more Catholics like me around. I am the real McCoy.

    GENE

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