NEXT PUBLICATION?
Kilronan Harbour
Now that Granny Barkes Fell in Woolworth's is published and enjoying critical acclaim many readers will no doubt want to know what is next for publication from Gene. I would like it to be a one act play that I wrote some years back entitled NANCYBOYS AHOY! It is set in Kilronan harbour, Inishmore on the Aran Islands in Galway Bay. Unfortunately I cannot locate at the moment my typescript of the play.
It is outrageously funny and full of Noel Coward-like wit and repartee.
GENE
Oh Christ, not this again.
ReplyDelete"It is outrageously funny and full of Noel Coward-like wit and repartee."
It wasn't a one-act play - it was a two page opening scene which was full of shit rather than wit, and indeed about as funny as dysentery.
"Now that Granny Barkes Fell in Woolworth's is published and enjoying critical acclaim many readers will no doubt want to know what is next for publication from Gene."
Bollocks: Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths is currently at number 867,002 in the Amazon best sellers list, having at one point been at number 3,000,000.
Nor has there been a single review of it beyond the two forgeries referenced below. A review of it on Amazon was removed in an act of supreme hypocrisy by that vocal proponent of free speech, Gene Vincent, because it told the truth about Granny Barkes that, even judged as crap it is crap.
In the meantime, I continue to wait for your answer to this:
"Detters can we leave A.N. WILSON and ARIANNA HUFFINGTON behind?"
Not until you have dealt honestly with this example of your lying bastardy:
'Gene writes beautifully - something not always the case with authors of trail-blazing literary works.' [A.N. WILSON]
'I was enthralled. A new star has shot into the literary firmament. [ARIANNA HUFFINGTON]
When you are going to admit that you have made these reviews and their authors up? Make no mistake: I am going to keep on asking until you tell the truth, or I lose patience, inform Mr Wilson and Ms Huffington and let nature take its course.
FOR THE LAST TIME:
Maybe you think you can get off this hook by deleting this post every time I put it up [as you have been doing for the past three days].
If you persist in doing so I will revert to plan B - which is to send Ms Huffington and Mr Wilson each a copy of "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths" along with screen shots of their alleged reviews of it and a dossier of all the personal details I have of you, and let nature take its course.
Ooh! Matron!
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ReplyDelete"full of Noel Coward-like wit and repartee."
Dear GOD.