Changes to this blog coming in 2024
I will be bringing in some exciting new changes to this blog in the New Year.
I prepare readers that, while healthy debate will be encouraged, rancour and animosity will have no place here. Amongst other things an award will be made monthly for the most entertaining post and there will be a monthly prize for the display and appreciation of a work of art. There will also be a series of poetry and short story competitions.
There will be an end to any filthy language. False allegations will never be allowed. Detterling in this respect all your comments in respect of my late Great-uncle Claude have now been removed. I will ask you to undertake never to post about him again. If you do I will be forced to ban you from commenting - and you wouldn't want that.
GENE
Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteYou pompous, bombastic, pretentious arsehole.
Delete"I will be bringing in some exciting new changes to this blog in the New Year."
DeleteYou mean like writing it yourself, instead of stealing everything from proper writers who actually get paid, you thieving twat.
"An award will be made monthly for the most entertaining post and there will be a monthly prize for the display and appreciation of a work of art. There will also be a series of poetry and short story competitions."
DeleteOh Christ, Gene Vincent, the unpublished and unpublishable non-writing novelist, is going to become a literary impresario.
WARNING TO ANY READERS WHO DROP IN TO THIS PIILE OF SHITE:
DO NOT, under any circumstances, send original work to this blog for one of Gene "Gutless Vermin" Vincent's "Liiterary Competitions.
If you do, he will steal it, take your name off, add his own, and try to get it published under that name.
Following his latest fiasco - the publication, promised today, of his non-existent novel "Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths" running fake literary competitions and steal the entries is his last chance to get into print.
"There will be an end to any filthy language. False allegations will never be allowed."
ReplyDeleteThis from the man who regularly claims the Church of England to be fucked, who claims also that his prick is eight and a half inches long [centimetres I could believe], who brags about buggering and fucking other people's wives and fathering bastards on them, who bangs on with ballsaching and tedious nastiness about shirtlifters, bumboys, nancies and calls all homosexuals "sodomites" - even the lesbians, which gives you some idea of Gene's fathomless stupidity and ignorance.
"Detterling in this respect all your comments in respect of my late Great-uncle Claude have now been removed."
ReplyDeleteYou hypocritical piece of shit. This is the man of "searing honesty" who believes in free speech for himself, but not for people who show him up as the two faced cunt that he is.
"I will ask you to undertake never to post about him again.
I will post what I like about your fictitious Great Uncle Nancy, in his day one of the most notorious buggers in London - woe betide the incautious ephebe who dropped the soap in the showers at the Kensington Gore Turkish Baths - greased lightning wasn't in it.
"If you do I will be forced to ban you from commenting - and you wouldn't want that."
ReplyDeleteOn the contrary it would add about a hour to my day, currently. Reading your overheated, ignorant malicious and spiteful rantings about homosexuals and then rebutting and refuting them is taking up too much of my time.
And in any case were I to be banned, I would simply create a Google account the next day and thereafter post with total impunity from your censorship and interference - and YOU can be sure that you wouldn't want that, I promise.
I would start, for example, by publishing your complete curriculum vitae [save only not publishing your name] but giving all the other details you have published of your own free will on here.
DeleteAnd then inviting the staff at Our Lady of Lourdes to log on and have a look.
AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT, WOULD YOU, ARSEHOLE?
"AND WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET THE DETAILS OF
ReplyDelete'GRANNY BARKES FELL IN WOOLWORTH'S'
WHICH HAS BEEN "PUBLISHED" TODAY."
I will believe this when you put up on this blogpost
The relevant ISBN or ASIN code
The name of your publisher
The price
The name and address of a retail outlet where I can buy a copy.
SO, NEVER.
Kiss! kiss!
Julian "Judy" Garland
Detterling you have been warned. My Great-uncle is not a fiction. He was a wonderful, warm-hearted, generous soul. He believed in me and helped me a lot. When I went up to Oxford he gave me a present of a Remington typewriter. He, with much perspicacity, saw the future writer. I know that today from above he is rejoicing in the publication of 'Granny Barkes Fell in Woolworth's'
ReplyDeleteWrite something derogatory about him again and I will ban you. And the ban will be effective from Christmas Day. That will give you a Christmas to remember - in the worst way.
GENE
Oh, piss off, you pompous, lying cunt.
DeletePiss off, you ridiculous little twat.
ReplyDeleteTell us the ISBN/ASIN code for “Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths”, your publisher and your retail outlet.
You can’t because “Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths” is a fantasy, you stupid cunt.
And it is not possible to write anything derogatory about your great uncle Claude, because he didn’t exist. But if he had then he would have been one of the most notorious buggers in London in the 1950s
Kiss! kiss!
Julian “Judy” Garland
DETTERLING DON'T SAY YOU WERE NOT WARNED.
ReplyDeleteI told you what would happen if you insulted the memory of Great-uncle Claude again. You will be banned from here on Christmas Day. Don't go bleating. You brought this on yourself.
GENE
I suppose I should be used to your narcissistic arrogance by now. But I never cease to be staggered by it. You actually, genuinely think that being banned from commenting on this literary midden is some sort of deprivation?
ReplyDeleteGrow up and take your head out of your arsehole, Gene.
And as for your fictional Great Uncle Claude, if you can’t take it, you shouldn’t dish it out. The sordid filth you have written about my family over the years deserves far worse than a few shirtlifter jokes, you hypocritical bastard.
So “he saw the writer in you” - well he must have had Xray vision then because your talent for writing is so minute as to be invisible.
Oh, and don’t forget to put up the ISBN or the ASIN codes, publishers name, retail outlet and price of “Granny Barkes fell in Woolworths”.
You’ve been asked for this seven times now, and you have ignored every request - for the very good reason that you can’t supply those details, because the book doesn’t exist.
When are you going to come clean and admit that the whole thing is a fantasy? Your continued insistence that the book was published last Monday is borderline psychotic.
Still, at least you have stopped talking piss about the Pope’s wonderfully inclusive gesture towards couples in same sex marriages, and that is something to be thankful for, I suppose.
"Your continued insistence that the book was published last Monday is borderline psychotic."
ReplyDeleteNot last Monday. It was published yesterday 30th December.
GENE
“it was published yesterday, 30th December…”
ReplyDeleteThis must be your record, too pissed to know what day it is before midday
So tell us the ISBN or ASIN, the name of the publisher and their retail outlet and the price.
YOU CAN’T - BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH BOOK, YOU LYING, DEMENTED ARSEHOLE.
Sorry: it was published yesterday 20th December.
ReplyDeleteGENE
In which case, tell us the ISBN or ASIN, the name of the publisher and their retail outlet and the price.
DeleteYOU CAN’T - BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH BOOK, YOU LYING, DEMENTED ARSEHOLE.