MISSING ... Gene Vincent
Dear Mr Detterling,
I am writing to inform you that my husband Gene Vincent has gone missing. He is not answering telephone calls, texts or emails. Ominously he was last seen this morning walking along the Grand Union Canal between Uxbridge and Denham.
I have checked his blog and have read the vile abuse you have posted about him and the criminal blackmail you have threatened him with.
IF ANYTHING UNTOWARD HAPPENS TO GENE I WILL HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE.
Marianne Vincent
Gene we are all worried. Please let us know you are safe.
ReplyDeleteDuckie Duckworth
This is very worrying. Not in character for Gene at all.
ReplyDeleteLet us all pray that Gene turns up safe and sound.
Detterling should have a lot on his conscience.
Mary Winterbourne
Oh, for God's sake, Gene, shut up and grow up. You pulled this stunt back in the summer, I seem to remember, although you have pulled that post now. I didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now.
ReplyDeleteWhen a man goes missing, his family and friends do not post nonsensical anonymous messages under three different aliases. They phone the police.
Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
And oh, by the way, any fool knows that the Grand Union Canal, like all canals, is four feet deep in the middle. You'd have a hard time drowning yourself in that.
"And oh, by the way, any fool knows that the Grand Union Canal, like all canals, is four feet deep in the middle. You'd have a hard time drowning yourself in that.
DeleteHave you never heard of Denham Deep Lock Mr Detterling?
Why do you persist in this abject fuckwittery, Gene. If your wife thought that you had drowned yourself Denham Deep Lock [whose drop of 12 feet is the largest on the Grand Union, as any fool knows] she would have had the police out by lunchtime dragging it. Not that she needs to, given that you are in your study writing this crap whilst necking the second bottle of Chianti for the day. You stupid, futile little man.
DeleteAnd what is this "Missing" post if it is not blackmail? You hypocritical, lying ponce, Gene: you should think shame to associate a decent, honest, upright woman like your wife with this kind of disgusting nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI'm worried. That's all I have got to say. Gene has not behaved like this ever before.
ReplyDeleteTony of the Big Saloon
Anyway, that's my lot. I am logging off this heap of shite for the last time. I will check in at random intervals to ensure that Gene is behaving himself, and if there is a single word - of any kind - about me and mine to be seen, I will drop him in the shit where he belongs.
ReplyDeleteIt has been my concern for his wife and family that has prevented me from doing so in the past - they are not to blame for Gene's stupidity, nastiness and sheer filth. Nor are they to blame for the complete nonsense above - an inept insult to the intelligence.
But, as I have made clear, one word of any kind about me and mine and the shit will hit the fan.
No negotiation, no concessions. And if Gene is lying dead at the bottom of Denham Deep Lock, then I shall offer a prayer for his soul the next time I lead intercessions at church, and pray also that God will show him the mercy that Gene never showed me, or anyone else who dared to point out that he was a complete shit.
"And if Gene is lying dead at the bottom of Denham Deep Lock, then I shall offer a prayer for his soul the next time I lead intercessions at church, and pray also that God will show him the mercy that Gene never showed me,"
ReplyDeleteMy God! What self-basting pietism!
Mary Winterbourne
"Anyway, that's my lot. I am logging off..."
ReplyDeletePar for the course - when the going gets tough Detterling gets going.
Just like that time you ran for the hills when you thought Oxford University was after you with a law suit.
Duckie Duckworth.
Oh, shut up, you tiresome little man, Gene. I am logging off because there is nothing to say which has not been said already. When it gets to recycling twice refuted lies (Oxford University), and ludicrously stupid and ineffectual ploys (Gene is missing), and your pretending to be “Marianne Vincent”, “Ducky Duckworth”, “Mary Winterbourne” and “Tony of the Big Saloon” in the same thread (and being too lazy and inept even to pretend to vary your lexis between bogus personalities), then I have better things to do than waste any more time on you. Just remember:
DeleteNot a word about me and mine on this blog - result, peace.
More lies, filth and scurrilous accusations on this blog: result, Gene in total and permanent disgrace.
Think on.
"Not a word about me and mine on this blog - result, peace.
ReplyDeleteMore lies, filth and scurrilous accusations on this blog: result, Gene in total and permanent disgrace."
OOOH! MATRON!!!
Duckie Duckworth