Relax everyone. Gene is safe and well...
I have been in contact with him. He just has needed to get away for a week or so. He has said he was at the end of his tether. The most recent abuse, threats and blackmail from Detterling have all but destroyed him.
He described how he has had a recurring nightmare of waking up one morning, his phone goes and one of his friends informs him: "Gene you are all over the papers this morning". A terrible thing to live with.
He is staying at a hotel at an undisclosed location and will return to Uxbridge soon.
He wishes me to send the following message of defiance to Detterling:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FIAnHq1mKzw
Marianne Vincent
We all knew, deep down, that everything would be all right in the end. That’s because Gene hadn’t actually disappeared at all. “Marianne Vincent’s” claim that he had was simply another of Gene’s laboured and totally unconvincing repertoire of ludicrously inept attempts to bluster his way out of an untenable position.
ReplyDeleteMary Winterbourne
Once again, Gene Vincent pulls off the impossible and kisses his own bottom. He has to do this because no-one else will kiss it for him,
ReplyDeleteDucky Duckworth
This is like the story of my suicide - one of Gene’s most tasteless and cruel inventions. Well, just like Gene, I’ve never been away - he made the whole thing up: not that anyone cares.
ReplyDeleteBut now I’m back I’ll be keeping a close eye on this blog…
Myrtle Thornberry
And the same goes for me too. All that crap about my book - “Raw Deal” or some such nonsense? Half an hour on photoshop to fake the cover and yet another Gene Vincent lead balloon takes to the air. “Ordeal” - that was it, “my sufferings at the hands of the Clique” - total bollocks. It was as real as this myth Gene’s been peddling about his novel (sic) “Granny Burke pissed her pants in Poundland” or whatever it’s called. It will be published the day that the RAF Flying Pigs Squadron headlines at the Farnborough air show.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, rest assured, Gene, Myrtle and I will be watching this blog very closely from now on.
Annie Baker
Say something like “Never mind, Gene, we believe you” it says in this text message from you. “And can you get it up on the blog asap, or it will look as if no-one has noticed I’m back or even if I’ve been away. Five days and not a dicky bird from anyone, would you believe it? Anyway, lay it on thick, will you? Gene.”
ReplyDeleteSo glad you’re back and ready to go on blogging - life isn’t worth living without it.
Mr and Mrs Anonymous, Torquay.
Oh dear. Sorry Gene - her indoors has dropped another goolie and pasted the whole message from you instead of the bits you wanted posting. Whoops! Still, it probably won’t matter, seeing as no-one actually reads this blog except the Gene Vincent Sock Puppet Troupe.
ReplyDeleteAnd Detterling, but he only looks in occasionally to make sure all is in order.
And Mr Anonymous forgot to sign his post, the silly old sod. Maybe you should write an open letter to Nick Clegg about it - doesn’t he run Google Blogspot now, or am I thinking of Twatter, no, Twitter, that’s it?
ReplyDeleteAnyway Gene, nearly 0930 - time for breakfast - a bottle of Chianti and a banana on Tuesdays, isn’t it? Or is Tuesday the eggs poached in cream sherry day? I forget.
Anyway, Gene, here’s hoping your piles go back up soon.
God’s death! Filth hounds! A murrain on these turncoat poltroons and shape-shifting sinking-ship aquatic rodents! God’s teeth! Hell’s nightgown! Satan’s foreskin!
ReplyDeleteSir Henry at Rawlinson End.
URGENT MESSAGE FROM GROINRASH AND PUSTULE, PUBLISHERS:
ReplyDelete“We regret that we will not be publishing ‘Granny Barkes Fell In Woolworth”, now or at any time in the foreseeable future. This is because our attention has been drawn to this blog of which you are the author. Even a downmarket publishing house like ours (jazz mags and one-handed reading matter our specialty) cannot be associated with the systematic plagiarism, dirty-minded nastiness and scurrilous libels of which this blog is composed. We have pulped the copies of “Granny Barkes” already in print, and will be returning your payment to us for publication of £2,500 by bank transfer as of today.” Nigel “Slithy” Tove on behalf of Groinrash and Pustule, Bespoke Pornographers and Vanity Publishing since 1863.
Thought I’d save you the trouble of thinking up and writing a set of arselicking posts from your sock puppets, Gene. And they’re far more entertaining than whatever laboured crap you’d have come up with.
ReplyDeleteAll the breast
Dicky Dawkins and Jesting Wilby, Ghostwriters In Excelsis.
Thanks Marianne for letting us know that Gene is safe.
ReplyDeleteThere will be much relief all around Uxbridge.
What an ordeal he has been through! All this does not seem to trouble the conscience of Detterling. Oops! What am I saying? It's obvious Detterling has no conscience.
By the way, you will no doubt have spotted that all previous ten comments on here are bogus. They have been forged by Detterling.
Mary Winterbourne
Thanks Mary. In my opinion, rather than persecuting Gene, Detterling would be better employed in working on his memoir, 'CONFESSIONS OF A TYNESIDE PSEUD'.
DeleteTony of the Big Saloon
Oh, stop it Gene, you tedious little man. Mary Winterbourne. Ducky Duckworth and Tony of the Bg Saloon are all one and the same tedious little man - you. On the other hand, it was great fun torpedoing the usual festival of arse-kissing that followed your non-return from your pseudo exile by writing a set of posts which, if nothing else, showed what a laboriously uninventive writer you are: you write like a donkey.
Delete"By the way, you will no doubt have spotted that all previous ten comments on here are bogus. They have been forged by Detterling." {Mary Winterbourne (sic)]
DeleteOf course everyone will have spotted that, Gene. They are literate, aptly, economicallyand pungently phrased, obviously the work of an accomplished and serially published writer.
Whenever good writing appears on this blog, sensible people use their plagiarism-detectors to find out who has written it, as they know it can't be you. Your own writing is outstanding in its own way - outstandlingly tedious, cliche-ridden, repetitively returning ceaselessly to the same cliches worn threadbare by your total ability to have an original thought and express it originally. You are the Alan Partridge, the David Brent and the Barbara Cartland of the liiterary world, all rolled into one noisomely stinking parcel.
"He described how he has had a recurring nightmare of waking up one morning, his phone goes and one of his friends informs him: "Gene you are all over the papers this morning". A terrible thing to live with."
ReplyDeleteOVER-WROUGHT BOLLOCKS.
How does this grubby, leering writing by a self-confessed Peeping Tom and serial groper adorn the Roman Catholic church, for example?
Posted on Tuesday, 10 August 2021
'New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has resigned after an inquiry found that he sexually harassed multiple women, prompting efforts to remove him.'
Oh for God's sake! When is this sort of thing going to stop? Even if it turns out to be true his alleged misdemeanours are hardly crimes of the century are they? He was just being a man.
I'm sure I have done worse myself. I have always been a bit tactile with the ladies. For example, in my teaching days if a new attractive member of staff joined us I would find a way to engage at a low level of sexual activity. My favourite ploy was to smoothie up on the way out of assembly or staff meeting and pat the young cutie on the backside in apparent avuncular fashion saying something like, "Settling in okay Sweetie?" Another ploy was to hug the young cutie to purportedly congratulate her on her, say, classroom wall display. Believe me no red-blooded middle-aged man gives a young gorgeous bit of stuff a hug with anything but lust his motivation.
I have never had a complaint.
Posted by GENE VINCENT at 13:04
These attitudes are at one end of the spectrum at the other end of which we find such specimens as Michael Carrick aka to his colleagues as "Bastard Dave". Was Gene known in the ladies' toilets at Oh-Aye Garters as Groper Gene, I wonder?
"He described how he has had a recurring nightmare of waking up one morning, his phone goes and one of his friends informs him: "Gene you are all over the papers this morning". A terrible thing to live with."
ReplyDeleteOVER-WROUGHT BOLLOCKS.
How do scurrilous and lying accusations of people being made to commit suicide sit with the notion of not bearing false witness, I wonder?
THURSDAY 17th AUGUST, 2021 [ORIGINALLY POSTED IN 2016]
And none of us of course forget your role as Obergruppenführer of the notorious Opinion Forum Clique. What a reign of terror that was! Many suffered greviously. A good account is given in Annie Baker's book, ORDEAL: The Tale of my Torment and Suffering inflicted by the Clique. You were aided and abetted by many of your fellow pinko liberal travellers with codenames such as Lilyofthefield, Inky, Jacob, Scintillant, Florian Gassmann et al. But your principal allies in this disgraceful episode were that appalling woman from the Gorbals, Seren_dipity and that pathetic mummy's boy from Tower Hamlets, Bigkid.
You, Detterling, directed operations and the group communicated through landlines, faxes, mobile phones, telexes, texts and the personal messaging facility of the TES website. Anyone who looked as if they might be dissident to The Clique's agenda was targeted, harassed, bullied and hounded.
The final straw came when a gentleman fron West Sussex posted that his wife, an experienced teacher, had committed suicide after being bullied and harassed by the Clique for three months. At that point I took up the cudgels in earnest and routed the Clique. During this time I did warn you that your behaviour would result in you being banished to the Bottomless Pit when your days in this Vale of Tears were over.
You filthy, dirty, lying bastard, Gene.
What Obergruppenführer Detterling seems to forget is that many, many readers of this blog are former Tessers like myself. We have long memories. None of us forget Detterling's bullying, arrogant, threatening and abusive behaviour on the TES Opinion Forum. And if he didn't get his own way he was always first to run to the TES moderators to have posters banned.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I forgot to add my name to the above post.
DeleteJohnny Bluenote
Balls, Gene, both of us know it's you. If I didn't loathe you so intensely, I could almost feel sorry for you - with nothing to fight against this remorseless dismantling of your bogus world except a sad array of limp sock puppets, your erectile dysfunction personified.
DeleteNever mind: my patience is endless.
And by the way, Gene Bluenote, just who are the “many, many readers” of this blog? And how do you know they are Tessers? No one reads this pile of shite - stop kidding yourself.
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Uxbridge Gene. Hope you are managing to read this wherever you are.
ReplyDeleteA few of the regulars met this morning in Harris & Hoole in the High Street. Duckie Duckworth made us laugh uproariously when he announced that he 'would like to go up to Tyneside and kick Detterling's ass all the way out to Wallsend.".
Tony of the Big Saloon
Ha! Ha! Ha! Wish I had been there Tony.
ReplyDeleteAnd talking of Tyneside, I enjoyed seeing Newcastle University getting thrashed on University Challenge this week.
Mary Winterbourne
GENE: IF YOU REMOVE THE POST BELOW ONCE MORE, IT WILL BE SENT, BY FIRST CLASS POST, WITH AN EXPLANATORY LETTER, TO NICHOLAS SCHOFIELD, ANGELA ATKINS AND TONY CORISH, LATELY HEAD OF DOUAY MARYRS.
ReplyDeleteYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DON;T GET ME ANGRY AGAIN.
Church of Our Lady of Lourdes and St Michael
"GENE: IF YOU REMOVE THE POST BELOW ONCE MORE"
DeleteWhat are you talking about? Gene has never removed any posts.
It may be that Google removes posts that contain profanity. I don't know.
Tony of the Big Saloon
Gene, I have not and will not carry out the threat in the post above if in future you publish no more material of any kind about my family or myself.
ReplyDeleteI was very angry when I wrote the post above and regret having done so. Feel free to remove it if you wish.
This should not encourage you to think that I am prepared to negotiate the position - I am not. If anything your determination to prevent the republication of your vile post about you and Delia has shown me how frightened you are of its becoming publicly associated with you.
I shall watch this blog now on on weekly basis. If you publish no material about me and mine then all will be well. If you ignore this prohibition then you have shown me just which weapon to use against you. Do NOT force me to use it.
Goodbye.
Just wonder Detterling how you felt about Newcastle University getting trounced on University Challenge this week?
ReplyDeleteTony of the Big Saloon
"GENE: IF YOU REMOVE THE POST BELOW ONCE MORE"
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about? Gene has never removed any posts.
THAT IS A LIE.
You, Gene, the "searingly honest" advocate of free speech, removed my reposting last night of your account of having sex with my wife - originally posted on this blog six years ago.
Like all of your writings, it is bland, laboured and cliche ridden but, importantly, it contains not a single word capable of giving offence, despite its being archly dirty-minded and nasty.
The only possible conclusion is that you, Gene, are removing posts from your blog that show you up for the nasty piece of work that you are. After all, you did admit last week that you have, for eighteen years, abused your own freedom of speech to publish lies, libels and pernicious accusations about others. That you now censor your own blog is disgusting hypocrisy - par for the course.
Gene has not removed any posts. I am certain of that.
DeleteBut more important: how do you feel about Newcastle University being thrashed on University Challenge this week?
Tony of the Big Saloon
What is this nonsense about Gene having nightmares about being “all over the papers”?
ReplyDeleteThat is not going to happen - provided that Gene stops writing about Detterling and his close and extended family on his blog.
Gene can go on publishing the plagiarised writing of others, promoting his twisted bigotry about homosexuals, writing his ludicrously self-important “open letters” to people who will never read them (and who would ignore them if they did), and making his increasingly threadbare claims about his “writing career” until the cows come home, and no-one will mind - mainly because hardly anyone reads this blog anyway.
But one word about Detterling and his close and/or extended family and the shit will hit the fan.
It’s a measure of Gene’s perverse solipsism that he sees this as a limitation of his free speech, despite his admission that he has been abusing his right to free speech for eighteen years in his campaign against Detterling.
In fact Gene is being required to behave in a fashion that ought to be second nature to any decent person, and especially so to a devout Catholic such as Gene claims to be.
All he has to do is stop telling lies, making libellous accusations, and writing nasty and dirty minded filth designed to cause pain to Detterling and his family.
That is not a limitation of Gene’s free speech - rather it is encouraging him to behave with common decency as a professing Christian should.
That he finds this so hard speaks volumes about his psychosis.
Myrtle Thornberry.
Gene can answer the above for himself when he returns. In the meantime, how do you feel about Newcastle University being demolished on University Challenge Detterling?
DeleteTony of the Big Saloon
So it comes down to this, does it?
ReplyDeleteThe “great” Gene Vincent, distinguished [sic] painter and sculptor [sic], best-selling author [sic] of the novels “The Man Who Heard Jenny Lind Sing”, “Heartbreak at Hillingdon High”, a memoir of searing honesty called “How Could I Have Been Such A Pratt” and the forthcoming “Granny Barkes Fell In Woolworths” as well as the theological exegesis “The Psalms”, the man who converted Dr Richard Dawkins to Christianity, writer of open letters to an array of politicians and senior clergy [letters that did so much to prevent the passing of laws to permit gay marriage and, before that, to prevent gay couples from adopting children] – this literary, theological and intellectual giant – is reduced to the pitifully feeble needling of his opponents using a clapped out television quiz as a weapon, posting as one of less feasible of his sock-puppets, “Tony of the Big Saloon” – one of the equally infeasible “Friday Night Club” at The Good Yarn, Uxbridge [whence, or so the “great” Gene claims, he was ejected and banned for a drunken assault on an innocent customer].
And all because Detterling has found his weak spot, Gene’s Kryptonite – his outstandingly grubby and irredeemably nasty post about his having sex with Detterling’s wife. This post shows Gene in such a disgracefully un-Christian light that he has removed it from this blog no fewer than fourteen times – and, entirely, typically, continues to deny having done so.
What next, I wonder? an open letter to St Jude? to the European Court of Human Rights? to his MP, Boris Johnson [“Dear Boris, As one fat, drunken, lying hypocrite and serial failure to another….] or even to his idol Joseph Ratzinger [via Gene’s old friend Doris Stokes]...
If Gene weren’t so loathsome, we might feel sorry for him.
But he is, so we don’t.
Myrtle Thornberry, Annie Baker, Duckie Duckworth, Dickie Dorking, Mary Winterbourne, Justin Thenickoftime, Lobby Purvis, Christopher Prix and seventy-four others.
"...is reduced to the pitifully feeble needling of his opponents using a clapped out television quiz as a weapon"
ReplyDeleteYes, easy to say that now that Newcastle University have been kicked out of University Challenge. Must check up how Gene's old college, St John's Oxford, are doing on this 'clapped out television quiz'.
Tony of the Big Saloon
Yet more feeble needling from Gene - you obviously haven’t a clue as to what to do next, have you? You’re as much use as a punctured condom.
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