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Recently I had occasion to prepare my gravestone epitaph:
GENE...
Educator, Novelist,
Humanitarian and Humorist
- TO KNOW HIM WAS TO LOVE HIM -
Rest in Peace
....... But while I am still walking the earth do not hesitate to contact me at:
bobbyslingshot8@gmail.com
Detterling has his faults, but he is fifty times the man you are, ever have been or ever could be.
The thought of you coming near me makes my skin crawl. I feel sorry for Marianne, having to put up with your inept and drunken pawings all these years. Are you hoping for a Valentine's Day shag with Marianne, Gene? Whoops! - I forgot, she banished you from her bedroom five years ago, didn't she? Since which time you have been reduced to sad and solitary onanism.
Still, once a wanker, always a wanker, methinks.
"Delia".
PS Oh, and Detterling says would you please publish the date, place and verdict of the Myrtle Thornberry inquest.
Unless you do this soon he is going to approach West Sussex County Council with a public information request on the matter. He has already had an informal [and very general] conversation with a member of staff at Centenary House in Crawley, but once something is put in writing then the procedure will have to go forward. And if it turns out that you have been making false allegations it is going to look even worse for you than it does now. TC and the Governors have used Committee Privilege to keep things under wraps while they decide what to do next, but this suicide business would tip things over into a criminal area if it is proved that you have made repeated false allegations, and at that point they would have to take the wraps off. Anyway, something to think about when you are polishing your german helment tonight, Gene. DD
Sabine Weiss: Legend of street photography entry from the previous year. She was a gently lady, skilled in the art of monochrome photography, particularly working at night with film often pushed to 1600 ASA and beyond. It certainly puts today's casual digital photographers in their place.
Gene: get stuffed.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Detterling has his faults, but he is fifty times the man you are, ever have been or ever could be.
The thought of you coming near me makes my skin crawl. I feel sorry for Marianne, having to put up with your inept and drunken pawings all these years. Are you hoping for a Valentine's Day shag with Marianne, Gene? Whoops! - I forgot, she banished you from her bedroom five years ago, didn't she? Since which time you have been reduced to sad and solitary onanism.
Still, once a wanker, always a wanker, methinks.
"Delia".
PS Oh, and Detterling says would you please publish the date, place and verdict of the Myrtle Thornberry inquest.
Unless you do this soon he is going to approach West Sussex County Council with a public information request on the matter. He has already had an informal [and very general] conversation with a member of staff at Centenary House in Crawley, but once something is put in writing then the procedure will have to go forward. And if it turns out that you have been making false allegations it is going to look even worse for you than it does now. TC and the Governors have used Committee Privilege to keep things under wraps while they decide what to do next, but this suicide business would tip things over into a criminal area if it is proved that you have made repeated false allegations, and at that point they would have to take the wraps off. Anyway, something to think about when you are polishing your german helment tonight, Gene. DD
Mr Detterling squeaked last night:
ReplyDelete"- you do realise, I hope, what a precise image of pompous self-regard this projects?"
and above, blusters:
"Detterling has his faults, but he is fifty times the man you are, ever have been or ever could be."
Oh dear me, what a complete lack of self-awareness this feeble 'man' possesses.
And too drunk (on milk) at ten in the morning to spell "helmet" correctly.
Mr Vincent, I very much enjoyed reading your:
ReplyDeleteSabine Weiss: Legend of street photography entry from the previous year. She was a gently lady, skilled in the art of monochrome photography, particularly working at night with film often pushed to 1600 ASA and beyond. It certainly puts today's casual digital photographers in their place.