HEREWITH DETTERLING'S LAST EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE WITH ME...

Last Christmas Eve Covid-19 was raging on Tyneside - and indeed everywhere else. I was worried about Detterling going out to attend Midnight Mass because of his age and state of health.

Read this correspondence and tell me who is the better man.

Bobby Slingshot <bobbyslingshot8@gmail.com>	Thu, Dec 24, 2020, 5:28 PM
to James

Detters I know that this is very last minute but I do hope you won't attempt to attend Midnight Mass tonight. It's much too dangerous with this new strain of the virus going through Tyneside like wildfire. 

You are a vulnerable person - with your cardiac and renal problems adding further vulnerability.

Detters we don't want to lose you. We need you around for years to come.

By the way I hope you approve of my new Wanda username on the TES. Myself, I think it adds a certain androgynous  insouciance to my posting.

 

The most hearty Yuletide felicitations to you and yours,

 

GENE

 

 

James Woodforde <kochel525@gmail.com>	Thu, Dec 24, 2020, 11:07 PM
to me

FUCK OFF., YOU SLIMY, HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD.

DETTERLING