AN UPDATE FROM DELIA...
Hi everyone. After a difficult period fortune is once again smiling on me. Gene has found us a two-bedroom apartment in a newly built block overlooking Fassnidge Park in Uxbridge. Also, praise the Lord, I have landed (with the aid of an excellent reference from Gene) myself a job as a school secretary.
Our apartment is within 3 minutes walk to Uxbridge Station. Travel to Sebastian's proposed new school is dead easy. I'm so, so lucky.
Gene has been a trooper. I don't know how I can repay him. Well, actually I do! Tee! Hee! Hee!
Delia
What have the setting of the performances of the music of Johan Strauss II, the Wimbledon Tennis Championship, a game of snooker and Gene Vincent's blog in common?
ReplyDeleteThey all involve a load of balls.
Seriously, Gene, get some psychiatric help: we are in David Icke territory here.
A man who writes the fantastically demented garbage you have posted above, looks at it, corrects at least some of the spelling mistakes, punctuation errors and laboured infelicities of expression and then decides that he wants other people to read it because he is proud of it is a man who has seriously parted company with reaiity.
Still and all, Tony Corish will have his eyes opened.
Why is Gene Vincent like a fountain pen with no ink in it?
ReplyDeleteNeither of them can write.
"laboured infelicities of expression"
ReplyDeleteDetters for once you have a point. I lack my usual Churchillian clarity in this post. Five pints of John Smith's to blame.
Stand by for big news on Gene's blog today. Big news that will interest you and all former Tessers.
You are finally going to admit your cowardice in not turning up at the Duke of York?
DeleteOwn up to the lies about publishing those novels and theologocal works?
Come clean about all your plagiarism?
Tell us the ISBN of Aunty Freda pissed herself in C and A or whatever it's called now?
Apologise for the filth you post aboot my wife and son?
"Why is Gene Vincent like a fountain pen with no ink in it?
ReplyDeleteNeither of them can write."
Hilarious! I wonder you don't try stand-up comedy. You might become the new Tarby.