GENE TO SUE DETTERLING?

The Royal Courts of Justice

Uxbridge is today awash with rumours that Gene is to sue his old friend Detterling for damages resulting from Detterling's recent faking of his death and his follow-up threats to Gene when his deception was discovered.

Gene's Statement of Claim apparently reads in part:

That by reason of the wrongful acts of the defendant, Detterling, as set forth above, Gene sustained psychological injuries, including but not limited to, severe emotional and psychological distress, humiliation, fright, disassociation, anger, depression, anxiety, personal turmoil and loss of faith, a severe shock to his nervous system, physical pain and mental anguish, and emotional and psychological damage, and, upon information and belief, some or all of these injuries are of a permanent and lasting nature, and Gene has and/or will become obligated to expend sums of money for treatment.

This story will be updated as it develops.