Tuesday, 28 December 2021

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! 

It's the way you tell 'em Detters. 


Anonymous27 December 2021 at 15:23

You have mail from Mr Menedemus Ableport. (No I haven't!)

You need to take it very seriously indeed.

There will be no more warnings, and although the daily countdown to your blog stops now, the clock is still ticking.

Should your boneheaded obstinacy cause it to strike the hour of 1300 on Friday December 31st 2021, then God help you.

I sincerely believe, Gene, that you are mentally ill; despite this, and the sympathy I have for mental illness, I fail to see why I should continue to be a victim of your pyschosis, and this is why I am taking this action to propel you, will you nill you, toward seeking the help your so desperately need.

More in anger than in sorrow,

Detterling.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's the way you tell 'em Detters. That's the best laugh I've had since I put salt in the Head's sugar bowl at the staff Christmas dinner in 1980.

Monday, 27 December 2021

 

"I am not particularly proud of the tactics I adopted to try to shut “Gene Vincent” up, but after a persecution which began on TES Opinion in 2005 I have long since had enough of him, and that is why I have written this letter."


'I am not particularly proud of the tactics I adopted to try to shut “Gene Vincent” up...' 

Indeed you should not be proud ...   you should be ashamed you silly old tosser.


Yours sincerely,


Ms Honor Sythian


 

Cardinal Wiseman 


Cardinal Wiseman says: “We must deny to Protestantism any right to use the Bible, much more to interpret it.”

Sunday, 26 December 2021

 

Paul McCartney on his Wife Linda coming back as a squirrel

"After Linda died, I think all of us in the family would hear noises, or see things, and would say, 'That's Linda, that's mom,' and a lot of things happened like that," he said in an interview with Sawyer which aired today on ABCNEWS' Good Morning America.

"And I think in some ways it's very comforting to think she's still here. You'd like to think that, and you do."

Serendipitous events convinced McCartney that his wife was still around him.

"It's the magic of little things," he says.

One day, as he worked in an edit room, a fragment of a recorded sentence simply "appeared."

"The soundman hit the button and Linda's voice just said, 'I'm in heaven.' So it's that kind a thing. It's the beautiful moments, inspirational moments, you know," said McCartney.

McCartney says there have been many moments since her death in which he has felt his late wife's spirit. In the end of his poem "Her Spirit" he mentions a rare meeting with a white squirrel.

"I was on a horse ride. I was on my own now, because Linda taught me to ride and she was a great rider. And one day, after she died, I saw this white squirrel in the woods. I mean, this one was looking right at me, didn't move.

My mind just went, 'That's probably Linda. Somehow her spirit's got into that'," he said. "And I think it's very comforting.

"I don't know if that's true, but it sure is a great thought."

Reading this sort of rubbish I am so glad that I'm a Catholic.

 

Saturday, 25 December 2021

 

Hi Detters... Christmas Day greetings...


Sorry to hear about your chestnuts roasting on an open fire.




GENE

Friday, 24 December 2021

 

Well, on your own head be it...

TO BE POSTED FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2021

7, and counting.

"State your terms if you wish to negotiate".

No statement, no terms, no negotiation.

TO BE POSTED FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2021.


Is that so! Well, on your own head be it. Don't say I didn't offer.


Amongst other things you will have thrown away almost seventeen years of friendship.


I am conscious that this Christmas will present problems for you Detters, as you have been excommunicated from the Church of England. However, I am sure that you are resourceful enough to slip incognito into some C of E church on Tyneside for Midnight Mass.


Wishing you Yuletide felicitations,


GENE

Thursday, 23 December 2021

 

Detterling there is no point...

Detterling there is no point in repeated posting of  "TO BE POSTED FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2021"

State your terms if you wish to negotiate.


GENE