An open letter to Detterling as we approach the twelfth anniversary of the Duke of York showdown
Twelfth anniversary: 25th November 2018
Okay, a froidor exists between us at the moment Detters. I regret we have never actually met face to face - things might be different had we done so. Detterling you were given two opportunities to meet me. Firstly when I invited you down, thirteen years ago in the school summer holidays, to spend a day fishing with me on the Grand Union Canal at Uxbridge. I even offered a Fortnum & Mason hamper for lunch. You declined my invitation. Then, on the 25th November 2006, you were given the opportunity to meet me at the now demolished Duke of York pub at Kings Cross station in London. YOU ARRIVED LATE BY WHICH TIME I HAD GONE HOME - AFTER ACCUSING A TOTALLY INNOCENT BYSTANDER OF BEING YOU.
Nevertheless Detters the Duke of York showdown was a momentuous occasion. It really was the TES Opinion Forum's finest hour. And whatever you think of me I and the lads will be raising a glass to you in the Good Yarn on Friday night.
Nevertheless Detters the Duke of York showdown was a momentuous occasion. It really was the TES Opinion Forum's finest hour. And whatever you think of me I and the lads will be raising a glass to you in the Good Yarn on Friday night.
Detters I am kind and compassionate man. Witness over the years how I have consistently advised you wisely in respect of guidance re the lifestyle of your nephew, given you encouragement in the writing of your memoirs and wrote, for the most part, in a very appreciative way about Delia. Not a Christmas or Easter goes by but I send a heartfelt greeting card to you, Delia and Sebastian. And re your nephew, I have posted on here a couple of years back on how Pope Francis' nephew praises Pope Francis to high heaven for being a kind, considerate and generous uncle. Could your nephew say the same about you? Methinks not. Nevertheless, remember Detters that my offer of acting to broker a reconciliation between you and your nephew still stands.
GENE
GENE
"I...wrote in a very appreciative way about Delia."
ReplyDeleteGene's blog, Friday September 21st 2018:
"Hi Detters, greetings from the Good Yarn. We are having a smashing time here tonight. We'd just like to say that we think that Delia Detterling is a gorgeous piece of stuff. And we'd like to congratulate Gene on having shagged her.
From all the lads in the Friday Night Club.
'Tuborgs all round barman s'il vous plait' "
That is filth, and you are filth for writing it, Gene.
Condign revenge will descend on you when you least expect it and shatter your bloated self-regard to reveal you for what you are - a shallow, nasty, cruel, illiterate, chronically deceitful, sexually-repulsive and alcoholic hypocrite with a crumbling marriage.
Enjoy your weekly drunks with your sycophantic pals while you can, Gene.
This year's will be the worst Christmas you could possibly imagine.